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can't remember quote:Originally posted by TrueBlue:
Never.......
oh! You should try it too then.
quote:Originally posted by TrueBlue:
Never.......
Then you haven't lived.
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
I miss out on everything.
No you don't...turn the webcam off....
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
I CAN SEE YOUR BUM!!11111
Leave Mr stonks out of this....
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by TrueBlue:
Never.......
oh! You should try it too then.
BC! I'm never telling you anything again.
Don't dear, you don't need it.
A drunk Kathy would be mental.
A drunk Kathy would be mental.
Never a Crocodilian.
That said; my first girlfriend arrived by mail order..£19.95 not including P+P I seem to recall.
Blow up Bridget was her name; and she was very sensitive to my needs. Not the worlds greatest talker if honest, but what relationship ever is..?
Things went well between us for several weeks; but she was a slippery prude in the bedroom..
It all ended abruptly one balmy night whilst I had the windoww open to allow some oxygen into the boudoir.
To cut a short story shorter; in a moment of uncontrolled lust I leapt upon her recycled body and planted a love kiss on her elbow. I was aiming for her neck, but 'Precision Flying Love Kisses' were never my forte.
Anyways; the daft bint received the lovebite, promptly farted and flew out the window like an Exocet on mind altering drugs.
On a clear night she can be seen speeding across the outer edge of a full moon..The nearest to a full moon I ever had at that.
B!tch
The returns policy is useless cos I'll never catch the aeronautical biddy.
Woe is me
That said; my first girlfriend arrived by mail order..£19.95 not including P+P I seem to recall.
Blow up Bridget was her name; and she was very sensitive to my needs. Not the worlds greatest talker if honest, but what relationship ever is..?
Things went well between us for several weeks; but she was a slippery prude in the bedroom..
It all ended abruptly one balmy night whilst I had the windoww open to allow some oxygen into the boudoir.
To cut a short story shorter; in a moment of uncontrolled lust I leapt upon her recycled body and planted a love kiss on her elbow. I was aiming for her neck, but 'Precision Flying Love Kisses' were never my forte.
Anyways; the daft bint received the lovebite, promptly farted and flew out the window like an Exocet on mind altering drugs.
On a clear night she can be seen speeding across the outer edge of a full moon..The nearest to a full moon I ever had at that.
B!tch
The returns policy is useless cos I'll never catch the aeronautical biddy.
Woe is me
omg who knows what I'd dirty dance with. 
No, it was real, but I was in de Nile for a long time.
quote:Originally posted by lucifer:
Never a Crocodilian.
That said; my first girlfriend arrived by mail order..£19.95 not including P+P I seem to recall.
Blow up Bridget was her name; and she was very sensitive to my needs. Not the worlds greatest talker if honest, but what relationship ever is..?
Things went well between us for several weeks; but she was a slippery prude in the bedroom..
It all ended abruptly one balmy night whilst I had the windoww open to allow some oxygen into the boudoir.
To cut a short story shorter; in a moment of uncontrolled lust I leapt upon her recycled body and planted a love kiss on her elbow. I was aiming for her neck, but 'Precision Flying Love Kisses' were never my forte.
Anyways; the daft bint received the lovebite, promptly farted and flew out the window like an Exocet on mind altering drugs.
On a clear night she can be seen speeding across the outer edge of a full moon..The neearest full moon I ever had at that.
B!tch
The returns policy is useless cos I'll never catch the aeronaytical biddy.
Woe is me
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
No, it was real, but I was in de Nile for a long time.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!1111
quote:Originally posted by lucifer:
Never a Crocodilian.
That said; my first girlfriend arrived by mail order..£19.95 not including P+P I seem to recall.
Blow up Bridget was her name; and she was very sensitive to my needs. Not the worlds greatest talker if honest, but what relationship ever is..?
Things went well between us for several weeks; but she was a slippery prude in the bedroom..
It all ended abruptly one balmy night whilst I had the windoww open to allow some oxygen into the boudoir.
To cut a short story shorter; in a moment of uncontrolled lust I leapt upon her recycled body and planted a love kiss on her elbow. I was aiming for her neck, but 'Precision Flying Love Kisses' were never my forte.
Anyways; the daft bint received the lovebite, promptly farted and flew out the window like an Exocet on mind altering drugs.
On a clear night she can be seen speeding across the outer edge of a full moon..The nearest to a full moon I ever had at that.
B!tch
The returns policy is useless cos I'll never catch the aeronautical biddy.
Woe is me
And mr stonks has been blagging me I've been watching a saterlite....
quote:Originally posted by TrueBlue:quote:Originally posted by lucifer:
Never a Crocodilian.
That said; my first girlfriend arrived by mail order..£19.95 not including P+P I seem to recall.
Blow up Bridget was her name; and she was very sensitive to my needs. Not the worlds greatest talker if honest, but what relationship ever is..?
Things went well between us for several weeks; but she was a slippery prude in the bedroom..
It all ended abruptly one balmy night whilst I had the windoww open to allow some oxygen into the boudoir.
To cut a short story shorter; in a moment of uncontrolled lust I leapt upon her recycled body and planted a love kiss on her elbow. I was aiming for her neck, but 'Precision Flying Love Kisses' were never my forte.
Anyways; the daft bint received the lovebite, promptly farted and flew out the window like an Exocet on mind altering drugs.
On a clear night she can be seen speeding across the outer edge of a full moon..The neearest full moon I ever had at that.
B!tch
The returns policy is useless cos I'll never catch the aeronautical biddy.
Woe is me
Lucifer! 
But then you wouldn't want a girlfriend who'd never go down on you.
But then you wouldn't want a girlfriend who'd never go down on you.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Lucifer!
But then you wouldn't want a girlfriend who'd never go down on you.
Go down on me..???
I ruptured a lung blowing her up. By that time my penis had emigrated..viz had this inflatable nightmare actually had the ability to 'go down on me'..all she'd have found was an Action man physiology devoid of sexual appendages.
I had trouble blowing the crocodile up, I had already blew up a kangaroo and 2 snakes though, and the croc was kinda big. 
The snakes attracted a lot of attention.
Night dear I'm off to bed the rooms spinning.
Night dear I'm off to bed the rooms spinning.