Hahahaha love that, it brought to mind moon-face from the magic faraway tree.

HELLO  bronzed and beautiful stranger x

Me too.

Where

Who Moi?  Bronzed, yes.  Stranger, with every passing minute.  Beautiful, by no stretch of the imagination. 

You OK m'lady?

yeah, champion thanks x

you left all that wonderful sun and sand and see for the dregs of BB! Never mind you get to BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO x

Cinds, nice to see you back.

Thanks Evelyn 


Gyps, I spent Sunday evening and yesterday watching all of the UBB I recorded, I am now up to date, once this has finished I'll go back and watch the last week and a half of the ordinary BB. Then and only then will I start watching all of the other crap I recorded. X-factor not being one of them. (I was down to 2% recording space left on the sky box upstairs, and 23% on the one downstairs, although to be fair the downstairs box includes the crap Mr C recorded too)

Me too Gyps...

 I agree with every word, Gypsie.

I resent the fact she is in the house begrudgingly for the sake of her fee.  She sees it as a 2 week job where she must tolerate a group of people she believes are beneath her.  She walks around with a face like thunder all the time.  I wish someone else could have had her space in the house.  Someone who would have appreciated and enjoyed the experience.

Here here

That is so true. She's a prize biatch.

Having finished their Flawless Task, some housemates seem a little unhappy with their prize of a luxury hamper, to say the least!

As the housemates sulked and moaned their way back into the House, Brian and Ulrika crept off to the Kitchen in preparation to cook the dinner.

Alone, Brian caught wind of the unhappy housemates, and posed the question: 'Do you think Big Brother thinks we're the most ungrateful housemates?'

'I don't know, but I can't stand them moaning out there - the task's over, so stop the moaning!' barked Ulrika. 'They've given us something lovely, can't they see that?' she questioned.

'I've got a bad back, but I'm making food for everybody!' said Ulrika with slight sense of martyrdom. 

The fiery TV presenter then heeded a word of warning to Brian: 'Keep them out of here while I'm cooking - because if they start sounding off I'll...'
SHE IS SUCH A HOOT .............NOT

Ulrika Nominated Nikki...

That picture sums up her scowly face perfectly..

She's moaning that the others are moaning.

Sounds fair enough!

  

she has a brilliant sense of humour, i like her a lot.

See, I knew I wasn't imagining it!

She has a sense of humour, true enough, but IMO, it's like everything about her.. it's smug, often at someone's expense snide, aggressive, cold, self serving, out to humiliate, disrespectful, and prickly. I haven't laughed once at anything she has done or said because it is always loaded with misery and the need to get at someone. Horrible, horrible person.

When you compare her with someone like Brian who really is funny but never takes anything away from people when he is having a laugh. Watching Ulrika spitting at Rex.. ugh! It was such an aggressive act.. nasty nasty woman. Truly unpleasant. NO redeeming qualities. Wish she had walked out with her bezzie mate Josie as she threatened to.

Me too!  

She is a master(mistress) of the deadpan delivery.

Who does Ulrika?

Ulrika's fab. I fail to see how anyone can call her a 'bitch'? She's done nothing wrong, so what if she looks grumpy, I look fecking angry all the time, but thats partly down to the heaviness of my eyebrows.

I wouldn't say she was a bitch, but she could be for all I know in rl.

I just find her grumpy, sly, always moaning, playing the victim, bitchy.

50% of the male population according to her detractors...

I cannot find one quality in that creature that could make me even consider smiling at, never mind laughing.

she's not a patch on shabs, it has  to be said, but needs must and all that piffle..prefer her to the rest in the house

shabs! now your talking

I'm never sure if I like her or not tbh

I suppose I'd have to spend time in her company to see what she's really like ..... they all seem to mention:  she pulls faces, sneering at people ..... I'm not quite sure what to think .... but I'm no huge fan of hers, that's for sure .... she's just there and alright, imo. *shrugs*

I don't have strong feelings for her one way or the other. In past BB's I've disliked very intensly many hm's.  This year the only 2 I couldn't stand were Govan and Keeva, once they'd gone I mellowed out about everyone in BB11 and really enjoyed quite a few that most here didn't, lol. Haven't enjoyed UBB that much apart from Brian, and Vick and Nick on their late show show but feel indifferent about the others

Miserable cow!!!..... bitching about Chantelle.

Don't bleedy cook dinner then...

No Martyr Ulrika has to let us the viewers know she does sooooo much for the other HM's...
She is so bloody rude and domineering really glad Chauntelle stood up to her.

Right!!! ..... scrap all of the above ...... after what I've just seen on the highlights ..... I don't like her ...... arsy cow

Exactly!

if she's got such a bloody problem, why do it in the first place ?

She always holds the cooking dinner thing over people's heads... emotional blackmail.

Miserable cow.

I hate when people do that whole  martyr malarky. 'But but but i did x, y or z for you..blah blah blah' 

dont bloody do it then