Amaretto's nice justa  

 A wee dash in your cream  

Way to go Syd...... ta ever so

Oh see! I don't watch the telly much so how am I supposed to know these things ?
I learn most of what I know from here other people   

thats good service for  ya Baz

Oooh that sounds a bit yum!

 Oh, Ok

Isn't it just JAF Now all we need is a good looking barman and we're all set

now you talking Baz

Any of these do Baz ?

oh lovely Slim cant decide what 1 looks best

OOOOOOOOOOOOOh my sister in law used to work for the company ...............we couldn't move for the stuff at one time - it wore a bit thin after a while. Prefer a nice bottle of Sauvignon Blanc TBH.

 Too musclebound for me....

For Baz 

 i love you slim you always make me laugh

      I likes him, he looks like he is on our wavelength........lol

 Well he ain't no Torchie or Twizzle Syd

Baz, leave me childhood memories out of the pub.........*****Wink*****

Baz, leave me childhood memories out of the pub.........*****Wink*****

I'd like a glass of port please

Hear ya goo - just plug it in ya ear ! Leaves your hands free to type 

 Ok.... but we might get a discount if we show them our zimmers

WINE O'CLOCK

yes i have wine-a cheeky little number that lingers on the pallett and evokes memories of oak and berries

or if im honest..rocket fuel and cats piss

but still..no beer in the house till i go to the shop

what we all having..?

You offering Pirate?  cos mines a Vodka, coke in a tall glass with ice n slice please - Thankyou!

'kin heck-mighta known you'd be first in the queue

Right place right time that's all 

Campari/codeine linctus spritzer please pirate.

I'm trying to cut down  

stalker

bored

on its way..in a bobbys lantern wiv an umberella

bored stalker

Thirsty bored stalker

now wheres ma drink 

put your glass under the printer-im sending it now

*lies under printer with mouth open* 

now come on slimfern-behave-you havent had your drink yet

sorry that was a bit cheeky lol

Might not have had yours yet 

 silly get!