Oh that's lovely Eve  *sings*.....What's the story in Balamory...

Now is the time to, pick yourself up, and.......PACK!!! 

Wouldn't you like to know! 

ROFL

 Wouldnt you like to knoooow

Didnt see your reply  

 @ that bottle of Bucky in the pic.

They are waiting for you Eve..........

didnt do wrong

honest lol

yay lol

Something scary about this........LOL!

What did ya do then?.......

*sits quietly, and waits for answer, while pretending not to listen*

That's what they all say !

c'mon fess up !

I know.....scary place......no place to go but......over the edge!!!!!!!!

i turned up

i sell things

dodgy things

nothing norty

dvds/cds

anything really

baccy/fags

got copped again

Whoops.... oh dear Pirate

You will neva be a millionaire.........LOL.......

Fancy getting caught - again! 

I sometimes wander through with a drinks trolley, is that the same as a pub?

Actually, I know it isn't, the drinks troplley will not smell of stale beer in the morning.

hangover land *crys*

forgot to add last night-the gaffer bought catering bags of teabags and coffee a couple of weeks ago off me

double standards lol

So! where is Pirate going to consume his alcohol tonite ?

*** keeps hand on it ***   

im having a nice quiet evening-no booze-i have to watch my weight

Vodka = 126 cals 

There better be a bar coz I'll need something to prop me up later 

 Teabags and coffee   

 See that laddie....

tonight im trying disaronno

Que ?

 I hope you didn't get it off Pirate  

 Have you checked the fuse?

I'd like a very large vodka tonic please.... with ice and lemon..... and are the peanuts and pork scratching  free , please?

 velvet, you want me to check a fuse thats more than dangerous.

slim ameretto/disarrono, trying it with cranberry juice

*shrugs* Dunno Baz - am still waiting to hear what a disaronno is...

sounds a bit painful if you ask me 

She'll be lagered in half an hour.

Her spelling's always the first to go  

 I think you are supposed to have it on the rocks Slimfern.... or at least that's what the advert says

its almond liquer,in a nice bottle

For Baz.....on the house....