if so, whats its name
who's behind the bar
who's the glass collectors
who's the bouncers
who does the food
and
who is the owner..?
and also-is that how you would spell 'who's? dont look right to me
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just off to my local now
but
if the beers cheaper here-i'll come back
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
if so, whats its name
who's behind the bar
who's the glass collectors
who's the bouncers
who does the food
and
who is the owner..?
and also-is that how you would spell 'who's? dont look right to me
***Who's, whose, hoose.....lol, take your, you're, pick***
Don't care who owns it, who the bouncers are, who collects the glasses, who does the food, who's behind the bar or what it's name is. Just get the blooming thing open, I'm thirsty!!!...
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
if so, whats its name
who's behind the bar
who's the glass collectors
who's the bouncers
who does the food
and
who is the owner..?
and also-is that how you would spell 'who's? dont look right to me
I don't know the answer to any of your pub questions, but your "who's" is correct.
What about Pork Scratchings?......a cellar.....how high should the barstools be,........what is the closing time,.......what is the opening time,.......is there entertainment........all these questions need to be answered!!!!!!!
Oh and I forgot, how deep should the sawdust on the floor be?
Is there a dart board, pool tables, shove ha'penny..... Who knows the answers??
Originally Posted by slimfern:
My bar is open !
But then I am the one with the key 
Do you have entertainment?.........do you serve cocktails?....do you serve bar nibbles?......How high are your bar stools?.........how deep is your sawdust?..........
I win!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
My bar is open !
But then I am the one with the key
Do you have entertainment?.........do you serve cocktails?....do you serve bar nibbles?......How high are your bar stools?.........how deep is your sawdust?..........
Not that sort of entertainment 
Although one can have a nibble 
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Not that sort of entertainment
Although one can have a nibble
I mean't Kareoke or bingo......
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Not that sort of entertainment
Although one can have a nibble
I mean't Kareoke or bingo......
I knew that ....
No sorry love - this int the British Legion 
PMSL......Oh, I am disappointed...............lol........
The Bar's that â â â way! 
lol
i just got barred
back now
and im not kidding
just got banned from my local
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
and im not kidding
just got banned from my local
Why?
*****Sits on Bar stool sipping a glass of red, and waits for Pirate's sob story*****
Bar stool is to high by the way!!!!!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Syd:
*****Sits on Bar stool sipping a glass of red, and waits for Pirate's sob story*****
*sits next to Syd, shares pork scratchings, and also waits for Pirate's story*
*giggles with Baz.....wots e done now I wonder?* *chomps on scratchings...and hopes to goodness that me teeth survive*........
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Syd:
*****Sits on Bar stool sipping a glass of red, and waits for Pirate's sob story*****
*sits next to Syd, shares pork scratchings, and also waits for Pirate's story*
*giggles with Baz.....wots e done now I wonder?* *chomps on scratchings...and hopes to goodness that me teeth survive*........
LOL......I've taken mine out..... but they do take a bit of sucking!
Fancy another wine Syd...might as well help ourselves while the bar person is away
Ya see! pirate is fine when he's with us, but he goes off alone and gets into trouble.
Dearie me.
Brisket, Baz......get the corkscrew out.....
.
Anything to keep me away from housework and packing
Originally Posted by Syd:
Brisket, Baz......get the corkscrew out......
Syd. Corkscrew(s) are a vital piece of equipment. I always have one within reach.