I haven't got any news, I am wondering if any of you watch the show? If so, did you see it last Friday. Jo Brand was hosting and said that every time she hears the name Abu Qatada she heard is in her head being sang to the tune of 'Ooh! Have a banana'. 
Throughout the rest of the show very time his name was mentioned they played that tune.
Now every time I hear his name mentioned I have to shout it out to that tune.
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Mrs Jer and I have been singing it all week.
It's just too much fun isn't it?
I'll go on a hunt and see if I can find the clip. It's just childishly brilliant.
Here's a link to the show on the iplayer, if you don't want to watch it all, the joviality starts at around 3 minutes 16 seconds.
Ooh! Abu Quatada.
HIGNFY is the only progamme on TV which really makes me laugh (unless I watch something with David Mitchell in it) 
Cinds, I've been the exact same, it's driving me mental but making me laugh 
I'm still waiting to hear Paul Merton's breaking glass etc
I just thought I'd have a little peek...and ended up watching the whole thing. Haven't seen it in years and I'd forgotten how much it makes me laugh
Who the heck is Humphrey though? 
I saw this last Friday, hilarious episode, I will forever sing Abu Qatada's name now.
What would your theme tune be ?
What would your theme tune be ?
Gah! That's too easy. Mine is definitely this. If I had ever become a stripper in my youth, I would have definitely come on stage to this tune.
What would yours have been slinks?
I hope this works.
What would your theme tune be ?
Gah! That's too easy. Mine is definitely this. If I had ever become a stripper in my youth, I would have definitely come on stage to this tune.
What would yours have been slinks?
I hope this works.
hahhh! Brilliant! !
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Slinks my last post looks like I was asking you what your stripper tune would be, I meant what would your theme tune be. 
Slinks my last post looks like I was asking you what your stripper tune would be, I meant what would your theme tune be.
that ^ would be my stripper tune ! heheh!
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I used to love Roobarb & Custard.
Now am I wrong in thinking it was the last show on kids TV before Crossroads came on? I probably am very wrong, but for some reason in my head I associate the two together.
Slinks my last post looks like I was asking you what your stripper tune would be, I meant what would your theme tune be.
that ^ would be my stripper tune ! heheh!
Hahahaha, maybe we should start a stripper club with only over 40's women. We could call it 'Prolapse Dance' 
Slinks my last post looks like I was asking you what your stripper tune would be, I meant what would your theme tune be.
that ^ would be my stripper tune ! heheh!
Hahahaha, maybe we should start a stripper club with only over 40's women. We could call it 'Prolapse Dance'
Heheh! ! I think there's one already, I'm sure I've seen ads for it on here! !
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I used to love Roobarb & Custard.
Now am I wrong in thinking it was the last show on kids TV before Crossroads came on? I probably am very wrong, but for some reason in my head I associate the two together.
Actually , now you say that, I think that might be right, I kind of associate the two ( got Crossroads theme in my head now! )
Haha..
Oooh look Cinds, your prolapse has shrunk!
Haha..
Oooh look Cinds, your prolapse has shrunk!
It's a miracle !
It's those bump and grind moves pelvic floor exercises.
Hally Loo Yah..!
Haha..
Oooh look Cinds, your prolapse has shrunk!
*sniggers*
I think 'The Prolapse Dance Club' might take off. I'm About to tweet my proposal to Alan Sugar.
Hey there's men out there that like the older ladies. Plus, Zaph tweeted me and made me think there is a market for a dance club called 'The Pelvic Floor'.
Picture the queue for the Ladies though!
I've tweeted him (him being Lord Sugar), this time next year I'll be a millionaire
Picture the queue for the Ladies though!
At least we won't have to spend money on signs to the ladies, they can just follow the snail trail.
Picture the queue for the Ladies though!
At least we won't have to spend money on signs to the ladies, they can just follow the snail trail.
Ack!!! 
ohh, that should have been a
Do you know what, I think we're on to a winner here.
I'm sure Gypsie could do us a poster.
Grab a Granny @ 'Prolapse Dancers' It's the artificial HIP place to be.
Picture the queue for the Ladies though!
At least we won't have to spend money on signs to the ladies, they can just follow the snail trail.
Gonna be a classy joint then, huh
Do you know what, I think we're on to a winner here.
I'm sure Gypsie could do us a poster.
Grab a Granny @ 'Prolapse Dancers' It's the artificial HIP place to be.
Just don't tell the movers 'n groovers to Get On Down.
They'd never get back up (without assistance)
We can have little side rooms, where is the 'lady' isn't doing it for the gentleman, she can then cook him something 'ooooh just like me nana made it'.
Am I over thinking this?
Do you know what, I think we're on to a winner here.
I'm sure Gypsie could do us a poster.
Grab a Granny @ 'Prolapse Dancers' It's the artificial HIP place to be.
Just don't tell the movers 'n groovers to Get On Down.
They'd never get back up (without assistance)
That wil be the beauty of it, there will be slings, harnesses and stairlifts fitted.
Picture the queue for the Ladies though!
At least we won't have to spend money on signs to the ladies, they can just follow the snail trail.
Gonna be a classy joint then, huh
shhhhhhhh, we need to iron out the cons
Do you know what, I think we're on to a winner here.
I'm sure Gypsie could do us a poster.
Grab a Granny @ 'Prolapse Dancers' It's the artificial HIP place to be.
Just don't tell the movers 'n groovers to Get On Down.
They'd never get back up (without assistance)
That wil be the beauty of it, there will be slings, harnesses and stairlifts fitted.
Oh well, it's sorted then!
Just one question... when they ask for a nightcap will they get a brandy or are we going literal on this?
Just one question... when they ask for a nightcap will they get a brandy or are we going literal on this?
OH!
Like I said there's a few things to iron out.
Actually as I am typing, I remembered there is Greys Club in Newcastle, I bet I could find my prolapse dancers there.
