Have Fun With Kris Thread

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Amythist

When he was telling the Hm's about his hilarious antics when hes out with the lads, it gave me an idea

The next time you see Kris having a problem with his leg you can cock yours over him and take a pee!!

Any more ideas for having fun with Kris???

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tuppsMember

bat.. two balls..

next..

7/4/097:32 AM

Kris Is BlissMember

I should think when he gets out the house he will go to very exclusive nightclubs that most on here could not dream of being let into.

7/4/097:32 AM

mad4cavsMember

turn him upside down and use him like a mop

7/4/097:32 AM

stormMember

Use him as a toilet brush

He won't look any different.

7/4/097:33 AM

AmythistMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
I should think when he gets out the house he will go to very exclusive nightclubs that most on here could not dream of being let into.

thats a really fun idea thanks

7/4/097:35 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

Buy a pair of flip flops, put one in each hand , give him a slap and then alternate...fast. Great exercise and fun

7/4/097:37 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
I should think when he gets out the house he will go to very exclusive nightclubs that most on here could not dream of being let into.

WOW! Whorra life he's going to lead

7/4/097:38 AM

AmythistMember 10 years

Measure the distance between his eyes and run up a pair of curtains he could wear on a headband when hes tired!

I love a bit of needlecraft

7/4/097:41 AM

AmythistMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by mad4cavs:
turn him upside down and use him like a mop

Very useful tip there Madcavs and fun too !

7/4/097:47 AM

SharMember

quote:
Originally posted by Kaytee:
Buy a pair of flip flops, put one in each hand , give him a slap and then alternate...fast. Great exercise and fun

I like this idea ... it will give us something else to do with the flip flops now that sreeeek is gone ...

7/4/097:57 AM

Former Member

Shave his hair off when hes asleep

and while you are at it you may as well paint him green

7/4/097:58 AM

Kris Is BlissMember

Get in the sack with him.

7/4/097:58 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Shar:
quote:
Originally posted by Kaytee:
Buy a pair of flip flops, put one in each hand , give him a slap and then alternate...fast. Great exercise and fun

I like this idea ... it will give us something else to do with the flip flops now that sreeeek is gone ...

Two birds with one stone and save on the expense.Then when they're worn out,try Scholls clogs

7/4/098:01 AM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
Get in the sack with him.

Ok.. but get out before we lob him in the Thames hey..

7/4/098:02 AM

AmythistMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
Get in the sack with him.

No thanks hes fine in there with all those nettles

7/4/098:09 AM

SharMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
quote:
Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
Get in the sack with him.

Ok.. but get out before we lob him in the Thames hey..

Don't forget the rocks ...

7/4/098:11 AM

AmythistMember 10 years

I t might be fun to define the word "pleb" for Kris

7/4/098:31 AM

BlackpudlianMember

We could pin him above the fireplace to keep the kids away from the flames.

7/4/098:31 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Amythist:
I t might be fun to define the word "pleb" for Kris

Lost cause. You'd need a hammer to get it into his thick skull

7/4/098:32 AM

AmythistMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Kaytee:
quote:
Originally posted by Amythist:
I t might be fun to define the word "pleb" for Kris

Lost cause. You'd need a hammer to get it into his thick skull

Perhaps a fun thing to do with Kris might be to tattoo the word "pleb" on his forehead

7/4/098:37 AM

BlackpudlianMember

I've asked Kris Is Bliss a few questions on one of his/her threads to see if I could broaden his/her horizons but he/she must have been called in for his/her tea.

7/4/098:45 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Blackpudlian:
I've asked Kris Is Bliss a few questions on one of his/her threads to see if I could broaden his/her horizons but he/she must have been called in for his/her tea.

maybe its tagtime

7/4/098:46 AM

BlackpudlianMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blackpudlian:
I've asked Kris Is Bliss a few questions on one of his/her threads to see if I could broaden his/her horizons but he/she must have been called in for his/her tea.

maybe its tagtime

Could be potty training time.

7/4/098:56 AM

kimotaMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
I should think when he gets out the house he will go to very exclusive nightclubs that most on here could not dream of being let into.

I had my fill of 'exclusive' clubs in my youth. Vastly overated and overpriced and not as much fun as a lot of non-exclusive places in my opinion!

7/4/099:12 AM

AmythistMember 10 years

You can play the What If Game

eg,What if Kris was a form of sea life?

He would be......

Plankton

7/4/099:34 AM

MozartMember

quote:
Originally posted by Amythist:
You can play the What If Game

eg,What if Kris was a form of sea life?

He would be......

Plankton

oh dont be unkind to plankton, he is the slimy sludge that looks like crap that gets washed up onto our beaches

7/4/0912:18 PM

BojanglesMember

When Kris gets out he'll be as welcome as a plague of locusts in any exclusive Club.They'll give him the Bums Rush.

7/4/0912:30 PM

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