One is not amused
Not amused just confused 
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Giles who?
Giles Brandeth and his beautiful home knitted sweaters.
Even though its actually spelled Gyles Brandeth! I just like to imagine you in a sweater like he wears. I might crochet you and Mrs Trollop matching ones for Christmas 
Why would I join a sweater loving Gyles Brandeth club? Can someone explain whats going on in plain english?!
I am now trying to imagine matching crochet jumpers...will they be made from tiny squares of different wool? If not, i'm not interested!
I am now trying to imagine matching crochet jumpers...will they be made from tiny squares of different wool? If not, i'm not interested!
Think yourself lucky! I have been banned from nothing. As old Oscar Wilde once said 'the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about' - 
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WTF is the Giles appreciation club? I never joined that either!! Giles who?
I think he's a chef..he might use Cauldrons....
Think yourself lucky! I have been banned from nothing. As old Oscar Wilde once said 'the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about' -
Hello Jo are you home?? Whos talking about me? Hahahahaha its like the Twilight Zone. *gibber* I have only one thing to say to you....''Is that for meee?''Reference:
Why would I join a sweater loving Gyles Brandeth club? Can someone explain whats going on in plain english?! I am now trying to imagine matching crochet jumpers...will they be made from tiny squares of different wool? If not, i'm not interested!
Check it out in the groups, you might know some people their....I think he's a chef..he might use Cauldrons....
Which, when translated into English means?
yes sweets I am home, I am not allowed near t'internet when I am at work. I am just as confused as you as everyone seems to have been fake insulted apart from me! *weepssmilie*
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Which, when translated into English means?
You are rude..thats my translation....
Who's being talked about? Where? 
Check it out in the groups, you might know some people their....
Right, I aint a member of that group so whats your point?
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I think he's a chef..he might use Cauldrons....
Get yer own jokes 
You are rude..thats my translation....
Sorry Miss Manners...why you got a bug up your arse?! I asked a simple question and you turn up like The Riddler!!
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I am now trying to imagine matching crochet jumpers...will they be made from tiny squares of different wool? If not, i'm not interested!
How small do you want the squares to be?Who's being talked about? Where?
No idea its a mystery....in the words of the great Toyah Wilcox Reference:
Get yer own jokes
..I was following up the punchline but it got lost in traslation....Reference:
Check it out in the groups, you might know some people their.
Trollop I'll translate..... you might know some people THERE Reference:
Sorry Miss Manners...why you got a bug up your arse?! I asked a simple question and you turn up like The Riddler!!
Apology accepted..as you see I was following up on Cinds joke....Reference:
Who's being talked about? Where? No idea its a mystery....in the words
I think you'll find she actually said 'it'th a mythteree'How small do you want the squares to be?
Can we have different sizes? All the same size might look a bit boring....also, can you stitch them at different angles? I wouldnt want to resemble a bedspread!!
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Trollop I'll translate..... you might know some people THERE
so what group is this?
Apology accepted..as you see I was following up on Cinds joke....
She made a joke?
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so what group is this?
It's not for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This is Dame Trollop's group for the permanently bewildered
is it for meeeeeee?
so what group is this?
Jees I got no idea...it gets worse!! We apparently have a Giles and a Reg group, you work it out, I already have one toothache! Are you a member of either Jo? There may be some significance that we appear to know people
JO I still have that picture on my phone that you sent of that dear old pair.
This is Dame Trollop's group for the permanently bewildered
Bewitched bothered and bewildered!! Reference:
Bewitched bothered and bewildered!
sways under a glitterball 
JO I still have that picture on my phone that you sent of that dear old pair
I had it printed on a t-shirt! I love the cough mixture 'for irritating coughs!'Reference:
She made a joke?
Yes....I think you'll find she actually said 'it'th a mythteree'
Hahahahahahahaha!!
yes sweets I am home, I am not allowed near t'internet when I am at work. I am just as confused as you as everyone seems to have been fake insulted apart from me! *weepssmilie*
I will send you an fake insulting PM *kissy*
I want to make a group of the 'is that for meeee?' but I can't upload photos as I haven't paid a tenner?
Maybe I'lll start a 'I haven't paid a tenner' group. Do you need money for that?
Maybe I'lll start a 'I haven't paid a tenner' group. Do you need money for that?
Yes....
Righto!! *turns light back off*Reference: Trollop
Right!! I did look there before but I was at work and it wasnt showing Ive lost my hot air now
I think you have to be actually logged in to see it hun.want to make a group of the 'is that for meeee?' but I can't upload photos as I haven't paid a tenner? Maybe I'lll start a 'I haven't paid a tenner' group. Do you need money for that?
Or a tenna laydee group! Youre only allowed to laugh while you have a pad on...