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Postie has just been, I got lots of cards....NO FUCKING MONEY IN ANY OF THEM!!!!! Whats that all about?
You know they say it's the thought that counts?Load of old bollox if you ask me!
Load of old bollox if you ask me!
Reference:Mofo
Postie has just been, I got lots of cards....NO FUCKING MONEY IN ANY OF THEM!!!!! Whats that all about?
There is a recession on, you know! Just ring them and ask for their credit card details and buy what you want.
Happy Birthday mofo 
have a great day
have a great day
And from me too, Many many Happy Returns.. soory don't know how to put cake or candles or any thing on here but extra special instead, all my wonderful dogs send wagging tail geeetings and licks if you can bare it!!
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That's not the toilet is it Jenny? .. I'll get me coat...
'Course not! What you take me for! 
It's just that, if I remember correctly, MoFo once had a singing Elvis toilet seat, that broke!
I think she was gutted at the time! 
Happy birthday MoFo .... hope you have a lovely day
.... hope you have a lovely day 
Happy birfday my long time friend and all round top bird! 
<<< I gave you a sock. xxx
<<< I gave you a sock. xxx
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOFO! Hope you have a brilliant day xx
Happy Birthday Mofo
Have a great one, Mo
Happy birthday The Mofo x Hope you're having a great day. What plans for the night?
Oh wait I may regret asking that question. *where's the panic smilie*
Oh wait I may regret asking that question. *where's the panic smilie*
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That's not the toilet is it Jenny? .. I'll get me coat... 'Course not! What you take me for! It's just that, if I remember correctly, MoFo once had a singing Elvis toilet seat, that broke! I think she was gutted at the time!
Thats right Jen...it didnt sing, it said 'thangyewvermuch' in an Elvis stylee! God I was gutted! I have one of these now..... 
except mines gold and has more rhinestones on it! It doesnt say thangewevermuch though. Reference:
Happy birthday The Mofo x Hope you're having a great day. What plans for the night? Oh wait I may regret asking that question. *where's the panic smilie*
I'm going to London to see Echo and the Bunnymen!
I better go get ready actually. Thanks everyone for your happy birthdays. Merry Shivmas to you all!
xx
Happy Birthday MoFo have a great time tonight! xx
xx
Happy Birthday Mo Fo...enjoy
Happy Birthday MoFo Hope you have a lovely day 
Happy birthday, hope you have a great evening.
Hope your day has been special, and that you got some brilliant prezzies. something you have always wanted.
something you have always wanted.
Have a good one! <-------- loadsa moneyyyyyy
<-------- loadsa moneyyyyyy 
Happy Birthday xx
Echo and The bunnymen??? Their still alive then. *runs*
Have a great time The Mofo
Have a great time The Mofo
Happy Birthday Mo!
Happy birthday Mo!
Did you get my imaginary fag phone text?
Did you get my imaginary fag phone text?
Not sure if we have spoken but I send you many happy birthday wishes anyway. XXX
Happy birthday Mofo xxx
I know how much you love lolcats
'Appy Birthday Mo, hope it's a good 'un x
Happy Birthday Mo!
Happy Birthday Mofo
Happy buffday MoFo
Happy Birthday MoFo.
