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Originally Posted by velvet donkey:

Rog, turnips are the most dangerous vegetables ever discovered. They're an accident waiting to happen if you can't shave with the knife.

 Oh Velvet  

 

What's it like round your way this Halloween? Its kinda quiet down here... not nearly so many fireworks... recession I suppose.

 

FM
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:

Rog, turnips are the most dangerous vegetables ever discovered. They're an accident waiting to happen if you can't shave with the knife.

 Oh Velvet  

 

What's it like round your way this Halloween? Its kinda quiet down here... not nearly so many fireworks... recession I suppose.

 

It's bananas Rog but we've not been bothered yet. Parties and zombies all over the shop.

 

Kinda family place. Scares the shit out me.

 Know what ya mean Velvet. Halloween is for kids... there's a deeper meaning though...  ye ken?  

FM
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:

Rog, turnips are the most dangerous vegetables ever discovered. They're an accident waiting to happen if you can't shave with the knife.

 Oh Velvet  

 

What's it like round your way this Halloween? Its kinda quiet down here... not nearly so many fireworks... recession I suppose.

 

It's bananas Rog but we've not been bothered yet. Parties and zombies all over the shop.

 

Kinda family place. Scares the shit out me.

 Know what ya mean Velvet. Halloween is for kids... there's a deeper meaning though...  ye ken?  

No I do not  

 

Wanna shed some light on this naÃŊve zombie?

 

You've got shares in the supermarkets?

Ah Velvet...how to tell... thats why I love Halloween`...

FM
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:

It's been a while since I tackled a turnip.   I wonder if you could peel one with one of those spud peelers?

You'd be there all day. It's halving the buggers for your soup where the problems begin.

 

Just buy a half/portion. it's a lot easier. even though it's still fairly awkward.

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing
Originally Posted by machel:
Originally Posted by Ducky:

I've stocked up on sweets and I'm ready for all trick or treaters.....which practically guarantees I won't get a single knock.  

that's because they are all in my village!

 

You should send them down the road a few miles 

 

I live at the end of long street - with a dead end. I think they get bored and turn back before they reach my house. 

Ducky

I spent the night in the pub     Didn't intend to. We had a meeting in another office at work and someone was leaving.

Had a meal and went back to the office for a meeting that lasted all of half an hour. Was waiting for a workmate to 'finish up' her computery stuff cos we agreed we'd get the bus home together.

 

She then did the fatal thing of saying to me....do you fancy the pub (most of the others had already gone)  

 

I said yes and was in there from 4pm til about 10.10   Managed to sort another workmate who had no one to get her on a bus (16 sheets to the wind)   Finally got her into a taxi nd me and Jo to a bus stop and home 

 

Got in for 11pm and straight to bed

FM
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