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Page 8 in the Thighway Code........... I have lived my life by that law!!
What else in that page muf? 
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Always dispose of used condoms responsibly.
And definitely don't stick those up your exhaust! 
Much more fun to stretch them over the top......
I so wanna stick a condom over Mr Dittys exhaust now...
*checks the date* Is it his birthday?
......or Christmas?
Easter can't be that much of a special occasion surely?
That looks like a Volvo Duckster... you do realise there will be a 'Child on Board' sticker, don't you?
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FLOOR_IT!! Brmm brmm!
Hmmm... you wouldn't pass your test like that you know?
hahaha!
nooo!
not yet.. not for a few weeks!
Damn... I still owe him for christmas
nooo!
not yet.. not for a few weeks!
Damn... I still owe him for christmas
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Easter can't be that much of a special occasion surely?
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I so wanna stick a condom over Mr Dittys exhaust now...
I so want to stick a condom over my neighbours head and watch her suffocate.Essie did not post this, Livecloud is playing up.
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Damn... I still owe him for christmas
Life would be fair if that was law 
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Essie did not post this, Livecloud is playing up.
Essieeee! 
(And if you're not Essie, please ignore!) I've been frozen tonight too...Reference: Muf
Life would be fair if that was law
You mean its not? 
Hiya Angel 
Essie!
Whats ya neighbour doing?
Whats ya neighbour doing?
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Life would be fair if that was law
But then you might feel you had to observe other cultural festivals... and it would be chaos I tell you! Chaos! 
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Essieeee! (And if you're not Essie, please ignore!) I've been frozen tonight too...
Xochi, I've fair given up on trying to post, I've wrote a couple of books and my post's just disappear. Sometimes they have taken ages to write, I can't be asked to repeat them. Glad you are keeping well Xochi
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But then you might feel you had to observe other cultural festivals... and it would be chaos I tell you! Chaos!
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You mean its not?
Look I seem to be digging myself into a hole here* Can we get back to Halfords fantastic tool-kits Reference:
Xochi, I've fair given up on trying to post
I know it's like telling someone from Newcastle how to take coals to Newcastle, but try and tell 'em in QuestionShark, or in Lori's thread...
Aw Essie!!
I know its infuriating when you lose a big post... or even a little post..
I know its not a solution but when I was having problems, just before the big upgrade, I used to copy the text before submitting my post... just in case
I know its infuriating when you lose a big post... or even a little post..
I know its not a solution but when I was having problems, just before the big upgrade, I used to copy the text before submitting my post... just in case
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I know its infuriating when you lose a big post
LolI got banned offa C4 for expressing my feeling over this and then realised that you could just press back to get your post back
thats the most respectable reason for a bopping I have ever heard of!
When you say "expressing my feeling"....do you mean you swore?
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When you say "expressing my feeling"....do you mean you swore?
To quote Me " C4 F**k OFF!!!!"lol
aaah...
your teacher skills serve you well oh feathered one!!
Ducky WILL get to the bottom of this!
your teacher skills serve you well oh feathered one!!
Ducky WILL get to the bottom of this!
Banged to rights, and in detention quicker than you could change a tampon. 
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Banged to rights, and in detention quicker than a tampon change.
God I wish you taught my daughter!
Errm....
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in detention quicker than a tampon change
I'm guessing that that is pretty quick Lol
Awww.... that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 
I'm going to bed! Based on the every night you must go to bed later holiday law..... I'll be going to bed at 8am in two weeks time at this rate.
I'm going to bed! Based on the every night you must go to bed later holiday law..... I'll be going to bed at 8am in two weeks time at this rate.
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Aw Essie!! I know its infuriating when you lose a big post... or even a little post.. I know its not a solution but when I was having problems, just before the big upgrade, I used to copy the text before submitting my post... just in case
I tried that Ditty, then one day I cocked up a major thread, some couldn't read the thread after me, I was referred to as the 'creeping Ninja,' so sort of gave up. Anyway Ditty, I hope you and all the Ditty's are keeping well darling.
I remember that thread...
but I think we all knew it wasn't your fault Essix ...
but I think we all knew it wasn't your fault Essix ...
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I'm going to bed! Based on the every night you must go to bed later holiday law..... I'll be going to bed at 8am in two weeks time at this rate
night Ducks!I can't believe its 2.30!!!
I thought it was only about midnight!
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I'm guessing that that is pretty quick Lol
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Especially if the traffic lights are about to change
Ditty cleanng up :dNight Angel, night Sir and night D Xxxx
And night Xxx
Night all ... I am off to my bed too!
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Night all, Night Muf, I so love your name
