Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
I will match your whinneys with my clicks.
You click?
as in the tongue on the roof of the mouth click?
thats quite cool!
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
But they DO sell cattle prods! 
!
I wonder if you could cook a sandwich with a cattle prod? Hmmm....
This thread has brought tears to my eyes.....
to you all......I love the way threads go off in tangents....
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Ohhh gawd I better go to bed.. I'm actually seriously contemplating bidding on a cattle prod! Glad it's not on Buy it Now! 
Or two for the price of one....
Originally Posted by Lori:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
But they DO sell cattle prods! !
I wonder if you could cook a sandwich with a cattle prod? Hmmm....
Heheheh! If I stay up much longer I'll be able to conduct that experiment for you in 3-5working days
Now that is a disturbing image!
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
he actually ruptured his clacky dangly thing in the back of his throat with is snoring... and he was always tired... and he most definitely did stop breathing!
Ive never laughed so much
R/L haaahaaaa
he went down the walk in centre with his bleeding clacky thing.. and the nurse accused him of taking drugs!
poor Mr Ditty.. he's led a drug free life... he came home quite upset
I tried to comfort him... but the look on his face, and the injustice of it, and the fact that he went to the walk in centre with a bleeding clacker... and he called it a clacker cos we didn't know what it was called... it was all too much for me.. it was only when he got really cross with me that I was able to stop laughing and show the appropriate levels of outrage on his behalf/sympathy for his clacker.
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Ebay's special
A bit too adjustable i think, it may adjust too well over the nose and mouth area totally.
ahhhahahahahh!! It's a muzzle! That and the cattle prod aversion therapy should do the trick!
Add some earplugs,and we are sorted 
just for luck, like.
lol
Not the gel ones though, they are not very good. (expert earplugger)
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Ebay's special
A bit too adjustable i think, it may adjust too well over the nose and mouth area totally.
Oh, dear. That's not very....attractive, is it? 
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Now that is a disturbing image!
omg!
that really is a disturbing image!
who decided he was the best model for that...
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
he actually ruptured his clacky dangly thing in the back of his throat with is snoring... and he was always tired... and he most definitely did stop breathing!
Ive never laughed so much
R/L haaahaaaa
he went down the walk in centre with his bleeding clacky thing.. and the nurse accused him of taking drugs!
poor Mr Ditty.. he's led a drug free life... he came home quite upset
I tried to comfort him... but the look on his face, and the injustice of it, and the fact that he went to the walk in centre with a bleeding clacker... and he called it a clacker cos we didn't know what it was called... it was all too much for me.. it was only when he got really cross with me that I was able to stop laughing and show the appropriate levels of outrage on his behalf/sympathy for his clacker.
We don't know the name of the clacker, or the nosie it makes either, but it just sort of clicks very softly, but if your the other person on the other side of the bed, ( i am not) your lying in the dark waiting for that next click, and you never quite know when its going to come pmsl.. eeek you'd think i could do it on purpose in my sleep
Originally Posted by Lori:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Ebay's special
A bit too adjustable i think, it may adjust too well over the nose and mouth area totally.
Oh, dear. That's not very....attractive, is it?
hahahaaaaa
nope
We can always turn the lights out
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Heheheh! If I stay up much longer I'll be able to conduct that experiment for you in 3-5working days
Oh! Please?? Please please please please PLEEEAAASEE!!!!
Do it for me??
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
nope
We can always turn the lights out
I think I could picture that in the dark. I think it would burn HOLES in my eyeballs.
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
I will match your whinneys with my clicks.
You click?
as in the tongue on the roof of the mouth click?
thats quite cool!
I can click with my throat
*proud*
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
We don't know the name of the clacker, or the nosie it makes either, but it just sort of clicks very softly, but if your the other person on the other side of the bed, ( i am not) your lying in the dark waiting for that next click, and you never quite know when its going to come pmsl.. eeek you'd think i could do it on purpose in my sleep
It's the uvula.. the dangly bit Was marking an anatomy and physiology exam paper t'other day and one of the students had referred to it as the vulva
Originally Posted by Lori:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Heheheh! If I stay up much longer I'll be able to conduct that experiment for you in 3-5working days
Oh! Please?? Please please please please PLEEEAAASEE!!!!
Do it for me??
Deal!
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
We don't know the name of the clacker, or the nosie it makes either, but it just sort of clicks very softly, but if your the other person on the other side of the bed, ( i am not) your lying in the dark waiting for that next click, and you never quite know when its going to come pmsl.. eeek you'd think i could do it on purpose in my sleep
It's the uvula.. the dangly bit Was marking an anatomy and physiology exam paper t'other day and one of the students had referred to it as the vulva
Well the nights i have to turn top n tail it can get confusing
Right im off to bed...lol night all
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
We don't know the name of the clacker, or the nosie it makes either, but it just sort of clicks very softly, but if your the other person on the other side of the bed, ( i am not) your lying in the dark waiting for that next click, and you never quite know when its going to come pmsl.. eeek you'd think i could do it on purpose in my sleep
It's the uvula.. the dangly bit Was marking an anatomy and physiology exam paper t'other day and one of the students had referred to it as the vulva
Well the nights i have to turn top n tail it can get confusing
Right im off to bed...lol night all
Try not to rupture your.. ermm .. uvula! G'night!
Better go and try and sleeeeeeep too.. night folks! Hope it's a quiet one for everybody!
Wait!
Did you order it?? Huh?
I'll share my mushy peas with you....
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
We don't know the name of the clacker, or the nosie it makes either, but it just sort of clicks very softly, but if your the other person on the other side of the bed, ( i am not) your lying in the dark waiting for that next click, and you never quite know when its going to come pmsl.. eeek you'd think i could do it on purpose in my sleep
It's the uvula.. the dangly bit Was marking an anatomy and physiology exam paper t'other day and one of the students had referred to it as the vulva
AHHHHHH!
that's the one! yeah... I don't think we were comfortable with word...
it needs renaming.. it is way too close to vulva!
though I would pay money to see MrD go in the walk in centre & claim to have ruptured his vulva in the night 