I saw something very funny today. I was walking past a shop from which music was coming. A dad and his son were coming the other way, his dad doing the arm pumping bit to the Shuffling song. Dad, don't! came the cry from his (about 6 year old son) as he grabbed his arm.
Anyone else's kids been suitably embarrassed? please tell 
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Too many times to tell 
are you trying to make us miss the bus sprout 
I embarrass my children on a daily basis - I can't think what example to tell you - there are so many.
Mind you - my mum never fails to embarrass me ... we will be in a shop and she will sing and dance to the background music, loudly, every bloody time *cringe*
Sprout you might miss the BUS!
LOL! there must be some stories here! and no, I'm not Barns
Children are there to be embarrassed!!
I have 'accidentally' changed my eldest boys' FB pic to nekkid baby ones/bad haircut/gappy smile photos on a regular basis 
Mind you...I am seeking revenge for the time we were in the Disney Store and he was about 3...he said he had an itch so i told him to 'scratch it then'...so he pulled down his trousers and pants and gave his manbits a good raking in front of everyone 
Children are there to be embarrassed!!
I have 'accidentally' changed my eldest boys' FB pic to nekkid baby ones/bad haircut/gappy smile photos on a regular basis
Mind you...I am seeking revenge for the time we were in the Disney Store and he was about 3...he said he had an itch so i told him to 'scratch it then'...so he pulled down his trousers and pants and gave his manbits a good raking in front of everyone
See, it's stuff like this
Had my Granddaughter the other day. She came in with playdough, plasticine.
We had to stop her saying, continually, she was playing with her paedo !
She wouldnt say PLAY DOUGH , as many times as we tried . She is only 3, so it was a worry !
Mind you...I am seeking revenge for the time we were in the Disney Store and he was about 3...he said he had an itch so i told him to 'scratch it then'...so he pulled down his trousers and pants and gave his manbits a good raking in front of everyone
Ohhh, that reminds me of the time the nursery teacher needed to 'talk to me'. Apparently the boy had been in the nursery garden on a ride-on toy, he had needed a wee so, keeping one foot on the toy he pulled down his trousers, twisted his body and piddled in the bushes.
When I asked him why he'd done it he said he didn't want someone to take the toy.
I was quite proud of him
Ohhh, that reminds me of the time the nursery teacher needed to 'talk to me'. Apparently the boy had been in the nursery garden on a ride-on toy, he had needed a wee so, keeping one foot on the toy he pulled down his trousers, twisted his body and piddled in the bushes.
When I asked him why he'd done it he said he didn't want someone to take the toy.
I was quite proud of him
And rightly so!!!!
Had my Granddaughter the other day. She came in with playdough, plasticine.
We had to stop her saying, continually, she was playing with her paedo !
She wouldnt say PLAY DOUGH , as many times as we tried . She is only 3, so it was a worry !
*Muttley laughs*
Mind you...I am seeking revenge for the time we were in the Disney Store and he was about 3...he said he had an itch so i told him to 'scratch it then'...so he pulled down his trousers and pants and gave his manbits a good raking in front of everyone
Ohhh, that reminds me of the time the nursery teacher needed to 'talk to me'. Apparently the boy had been in the nursery garden on a ride-on toy, he had needed a wee so, keeping one foot on the toy he pulled down his trousers, twisted his body and piddled in the bushes.
When I asked him why he'd done it he said he didn't want someone to take the toy.
I was quite proud of him
Thinking outside the box 
Daughter just had to 'suf' to Hawaii-5-0... cos we were doing it... !!! bless her
My friends little girl asked what a Penis was and she told her its another word for a nose.It was days later and they were on the train and this man came on with a very large nose,her daughter said loudly"Mummy look at the size of that mans penis".
Daughter just had to 'suf' to Hawaii-5-0... cos we were doing it... !!! bless her
My friends little girl asked what a Penis was and she told her its another word for a nose.It was days later and they were on the train and this man came on with a very large nose,her daughter said loudly"Mummy look at the size of that mans penis".
That will teach her to lie
There is a dwarf lady who lives near us and we saw her in Tescos....Matthew who is affectionately known as 'Shortarse' in our house suddenly shouts out....'I wish that lady lived with us then I wouldn't be the shortest arse in our house'.....never a hole in the ground when you want one, is there??
My friends little girl asked what a Penis was and she told her its another word for a nose.It was days later and they were on the train and this man came on with a very large nose,her daughter said loudly"Mummy look at the size of that mans penis".
That will teach her to lie
Did she look for a hole to crawl into
are you trying to make us miss the bus sprout
Ducky;s hatred of butterflies did that for me.
There is a dwarf lady who lives near us and we saw her in Tescos....Matthew who is affectionately known as 'Shortarse' in our house suddenly shouts out....'I wish that lady lived with us then I wouldn't be the shortest arse in our house'.....never a hole in the ground when you want one, is there??
Oh gawd!
There is a dwarf lady who lives near us and we saw her in Tescos....Matthew who is affectionately known as 'Shortarse' in our house suddenly shouts out....'I wish that lady lived with us then I wouldn't be the shortest arse in our house'.....never a hole in the ground when you want one, is there??
Oh gawd!
he's full of gems like that!!
On the way back home from SILs wedding in Market Harborough a couple of years ago, we had the sat nav on and it said 'Turn left and turn left again' (or summat like that!) to which Matthew replied 'If we turn left and turn left again, we'll be in the middle of the f***ing field'....he was sitting next to my Ma-in-Law....luckily she laughed....I nearly crashed!!!
There is a dwarf lady who lives near us and we saw her in Tescos....Matthew who is affectionately known as 'Shortarse' in our house suddenly shouts out....'I wish that lady lived with us then I wouldn't be the shortest arse in our house'.....never a hole in the ground when you want one, is there??
Oh gawd!
he's full of gems like that!!
On the way back home from SILs wedding in Market Harborough a couple of years ago, we had the sat nav on and it said 'Turn left and turn left again' (or summat like that!) to which Matthew replied 'If we turn left and turn left again, we'll be in the middle of the f***ing field'....he was sitting next to my Ma-in-Law....luckily she laughed....I nearly crashed!!!
I'm leaning back in my chair and actually snorting 
