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longcat

If I wanted to read passages from the bible I would buy one. He shouldn't be allowed to read it out loud.

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Rawky-RooMember 10 years

Was he reading it to someone? Did they ask for him to read it? Or did he force it on them?

6/19/104:42 AM

longcatMember

He is sat on the sofa reading it out loud to some of them. I have no idea if they asked him, but if I wanted religion I would go to church. I sure as sh@t wouldn't listen to a crackpot like him.

6/19/104:46 AM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

Ben actually asked him to read aloud to him.

6/19/104:47 AM

longcatMember

I am paying for LF I don't want a religious sermon.

6/19/104:49 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

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I am paying for LF I don't want a religious sermon.

I don't wanna see Shabby walking around but as Tracey, from BB8 would say, I gotta 'DEAL WIV IT!!'

6/19/104:52 AM

longcatMember

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I don't wanna see Shabby walking around but as Tracey, from BB8 would say, I gotta 'DEAL WIV IT!!'

I don't, that's why I turned it off.

6/19/104:56 AM

DanceSetteeMember

oh how irritating

I don't inflict the readings of my imaginary friend Roy the Pixie King on anyone...why should they allow him to

6/19/105:00 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

This is when you need someone in there who has some knowledge of the Bible and can ask him to read out, and explain, some of the more blood thirsty passages.

6/19/105:14 AM

Former Member

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This is when you need someone in there who has some knowledge of the Bible

I have A level religion and A/0 level Hinduism and Buddhism

...but I aint going in, noooooo sireeeeee

6/19/106:01 AM

longcatMember

He is still at it.
Dave tells John James about a witchdoctor in Indonesia who can fly, and how he has a friend who can levitate. He wants people watching to "see the love of God, and that he is a fun God and that he cares for them".
Please kill me now or at least give me my £15 back.

6/19/106:13 AM

Jeggo (Ben`s Buddy/Member of JJ`s LS]Member

Thats a canny trick by Ben if he did actually ask Dave to read out loud - its encouraging Dave to make a d1ck of himself

6/19/106:46 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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I don't inflict the readings of my imaginary friend Roy the Pixie King on anyon

I wanna hear about Roy the Pixie King... I am a convert waiting to happen....

does he wear a Pixie fascinator?

6/19/107:20 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: Supes

I have A level religion and A/0 level Hinduism and Buddhism...but I aint going in, noooooo sireeeeee

Could you chuck a beach ball in, with the relevant passages written on?

6/19/107:23 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

He's chanelling whatsisname from CBB...the God bothering Affleck one.

6/19/107:25 AM

Former Member

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Could you chuck a beach ball in, with the relevant passages written on?

I'll do better than that Bliz, I'll chuck me vuvuzela in

6/19/107:41 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: Supes

I'll do better than that Bliz, I'll chuck me vuvuzela in

Filf!!

6/19/108:47 AM

DanceSetteeMember

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Reference: I don't inflict the readings of my imaginary friend Roy the Pixie King on anyone

I wanna hear about Roy the Pixie King... I am a convert waiting to happen.... does he wear a Pixie fascinator?

yes, but for special religious occasions only such as the upcoming Midsummer Mudder Festival, where all his acolytes roll around in peat bogs searching for the Golden Jaffa Cake of Doom.

Do come and join us

6/19/1010:14 AM

Former Member

well surely he is no worse than any Steven Baldwin who was a complete OTT religious nut.

6/19/1010:27 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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Golden Jaffa Cake of Doom.

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Do come and join us

hell yeah! count me in!

6/19/1010:34 AM

longcatMember

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well surely he is no worse than any Steven Baldwin who was a complete OTT religious nut.

He is probably worse he claims he cured cancer by touching someone.

6/19/1011:08 AM

FairfaxMember

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He is probably worse he claims he cured cancer by touching someone.

Now that really freaked me out. I hate garbage like that.

6/19/1011:34 AM

RekafMember

make all the fun you want to of dave (the cardboard box)....i know for a fact
that he has the power to cure...........insomnia mainly..... but it still counts.......

6/19/1012:42 PM

Former Member

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he is a fun God

This must be his website

http://www.media.fungod.com/ca...es/science_24_1.html

6/19/101:48 PM

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