Do you want to borrow my bicycle pump for her?   

Was it delicious?

Was she saucy?

one of the best pressies EVER!!! it was a couple of hours Thai cooking with this Thai laydee "Nonny" she was lovely, the food was lovely, my GF is amazing!!

Yeah I know, I love her to bits.

Would I buy Mr Cinds a Thai woman for his birthday?  Answer: A big fat NOOOOOOOOOO

Hahahahaha on a different slant, one of Mr Cinds mates has been asking about the Gyps as he had had his horrible little beady crab eyes on her, it was this guy , (and I swear to god that is what he looks like). I said 'look 'crab eyes but I used his real name' even if she was single I would NOT in a million years inflict you on her', he asked why, I said 'does the fact that you are nearly 45 and still living at home with your Mother not tell you something?'.  Probably a bit harsh I know, but he really is just vile.

nice ........... watch you don't catch anything

Asian bird flu 

did she `thai` you up?

Oooh the filthy bitch   I bet she did.