Great story in my paper this morning

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A small flock of 3 hens and a cockerel have seen off a fox who invaded their hen house. The flock has lost hens before to a fox but this time it was the fox who lost out. It looks like a table which the hens use to perch on at night was knocked over by their frantic flapping and running about. It fell on the fox's head and knocked him out and the chickens Dude the cockerel and his hens Izzy Pongo and Pecky did the rest, his body was found by the owner in the morning who said she was shocked when she opened up the hen house and the chickens came rushing out as happy as anything.,

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Blizz'ardMember 10 years

OMG, now they have tasted meat.... ?

3/3/104:39 AM

DemantoidMember

Ninja chickens!

Imagine them all, when they realised they'd got him incapacited: "Come on team, let's get him!"

3/3/105:24 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

I just read that story a couple of minutes ago. I can just imagine the cockerel saying...*Right girls, you distract him and I'll push the table over*

3/3/105:38 AM

ikatailiMember

There's summat to be said for a hard cock and a few game birds

3/3/105:44 AM

DemantoidMember

...And that's for Chookie..~peckpeckpeck~..and THAT'S for Beaky.. ~scratchpeckscratch...

Scary cluckers

3/3/105:45 AM

peeweeMember

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There's summat to be said for a hard cock and a few game birds

or a cock and three peckers ikataili!!!

3/3/105:50 AM

ikatailiMember

LOL, absolutely peewee

3/3/105:57 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Proper cage fighting!

3/3/105:59 AM

DemantoidMember

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Proper cage fighting!

With some real "foxes" and "tasty birds" instead of the usual silicone mingers who hold up the round cards..

3/3/106:04 AM

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