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They need ski pants! 
shame on you! it's not their fault they have an overactive pastry gland.
Is it wrong to be slightly turned on. 
I'm scared - someone hold me 
seriously how do people that big have sex? itd take alot of spreading!
quote:Originally posted by Tilly_Floss:
seriously how do people that big have sex? itd take alot of spreading!
Where do they buy their knickers??
quote:Originally posted by Tilly_Floss:
seriously how do people that big have sex? itd take alot of spreading!
You have to roll them in flour for half an hour, until you can find the damp spot.
Winfield's tent department?quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Tilly_Floss:
seriously how do people that big have sex? itd take alot of spreading!
Where do they buy their knickers??
quote:Originally posted by Tilly_Floss:
seriously how do people that big have sex? itd take alot of spreading!
once you are in though, it's sort of like a vacume, sometimes it's a struggle to get back out again.
quote:Originally posted by nothingspecial:quote:Originally posted by Tilly_Floss:
seriously how do people that big have sex? itd take alot of spreading!
You have to roll them in flour for half an hour, until you can find the damp spot.
Dear God!
Once those legs are closed your gone forever!quote:Originally posted by parmnion:quote:Originally posted by Tilly_Floss:
seriously how do people that big have sex? itd take alot of spreading!
once you are in though, it's sort of like a vacume, sometimes it's a struggle to get back out again.
quote:Originally posted by Gel:
Dear God!
My sentiments exactly
quote:Originally posted by Tilly_Floss:Once those legs are closed your gone forever!quote:Originally posted by parmnion:quote:Originally posted by Tilly_Floss:
seriously how do people that big have sex? itd take alot of spreading!
once you are in though, it's sort of like a vacume, sometimes it's a struggle to get back out again.
Or your hearing!
