Originally Posted by Yogi19:
He put the full block of lard in!
It'll be sickly 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Listen, I'm still trying to fathom 'mini bottles of wine'....!
I blame Sprout
one glass bottles you buy on trains 
and I normally have three in my and that's just to Carlisle handbag 
Originally Posted by Sprout:
PMSL!! You know, little bottles 18/19 cl 
You talking in strange tongues again, Sprouty?
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Pies!
Nobody start singing 
Now I can't get the song from the terraces out of my head.! 
Yeah, but with this show you get the answer in the end.
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
He put the full block of lard in!
It'll be sickly
He binned it and started again.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I hope Sheen pulls it out of the bag.
Yeah, with the bag saying Melton Mowbray
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I hope Sheen pulls it out of the bag.
Yeah, with the bag saying Melton Mowbray
I see you are doing the jokes tonight.
they all look a bit worried...
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Listen, I'm still trying to fathom 'mini bottles of wine'....!
I blame Sprout
one glass bottles you buy on trains and I normally have three in my and that's just to Carlisle handbag
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I hope Sheen pulls it out of the bag.
Yeah, with the bag saying Melton Mowbray
I would have six in my handbag along with the half dozen mini bottles of Shiraz
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Listen, I'm still trying to fathom 'mini bottles of wine'....!
I blame Sprout
one glass bottles you buy on trains and I normally have three in my and that's just to Carlisle handbag
you quoted that and the last bit was muddled...what the hell happened there
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
He put the full block of lard in!
It'll be sickly
He binned it and started again.
I was too busy sorting Cosi out and didn't see that
Mitchell - a bit chuffed with his attempt.
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
He put the full block of lard in!
It'll be sickly
He binned it and started again.
I was too busy sorting Cosi out and didn't see that
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Listen, I'm still trying to fathom 'mini bottles of wine'....!
I blame Sprout
one glass bottles you buy on trains and I normally have three in my and that's just to Carlisle handbag
See this is all that's wrong with public transport today.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Mitchell - a bit chuffed with his attempt.
Rightly so.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
See this is all that's wrong with public transport today.
exactly, I would only serve litre bottles if I ran the catering
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
He put the full block of lard in!
It'll be sickly
He binned it and started again.
I was too busy sorting Cosi out and didn't see that
Confusing me more like. Mini bottles. Whatever next!
Wasn't the brief pork pies, rather than pork and egg pies?
I could just eat a pork pie right now..
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
See this is all that's wrong with public transport today.
exactly, I would only serve litre bottles if I ran the catering
Barrels. Let's cut to the chase here.
That's a gala pie? 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
See this is all that's wrong with public transport today.
exactly, I would only serve litre bottles if I ran the catering
Barrels. Let's cut to the chase here.
oh ffs.. travel in an ambulance and go intravenous - you know it makes sense,
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I could just eat a pork pie right now..
Well David's taking his home for Victoria so you've lucked out there
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
He put the full block of lard in!
It'll be sickly
He binned it and started again.
I was too busy sorting Cosi out and didn't see that
Confusing me more like. Mini bottles. Whatever next!
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I could just eat a pork pie right now..
I had a small pack of four last week with salad.
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
oh ffs.. travel in an ambulance and go intravenous - you know it makes sense,
Can we have the nee-naw too? I promise not to spill any 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I could just eat a pork pie right now..
Well David's taking his home for Victoria so you've lucked out there
what - the pies too?
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Barrels. Let's cut to the chase here.
with great consideration my catering company would have to decline...the punters would have great difficulty rolling them down the aisles 
unless we have 4 bottle boxes in the luggage racks above the seats and rent a hosepipes for 40 quid a journey This week Gagajoyjoy, next week Dragons Den
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
oh ffs.. travel in an ambulance and go intravenous - you know it makes sense,
Can we have the nee-naw too? I promise not to spill any
absolutely.. and for once it won't be the police pouring you into the back of a car
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I could just eat a pork pie right now..
Sorry, I haven't got one on me
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Barrels. Let's cut to the chase here.
with great consideration my catering company would have to decline...the punters would have great difficulty rolling them down the aisles unless we have 4 bottle boxes in the luggage racks above the seats and rent a hosepipes for 40 quid a journey This week Gagajoyjoy, next week Dragons Den
LOL!
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I could just eat a pork pie right now..
Sorry, I haven't got one on me
I have 6 in my handbag..bit squashed with the mini bottles
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
oh ffs.. travel in an ambulance and go intravenous - you know it makes sense,
Can we have the nee-naw too? I promise not to spill any
absolutely.. and for once it won't be the police pouring you into the back of a car
This could be a disaster!
I like pavlova.
Pavlova is pretty easy
Not a fan of Pavlovaz
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Barrels. Let's cut to the chase here.
with great consideration my catering company would have to decline...the punters would have great difficulty rolling them down the aisles unless we have 4 bottle boxes in the luggage racks above the seats and rent a hosepipes for 40 quid a journey This week Gagajoyjoy, next week Dragons Den
Sometimes it's just no fun travelling when the logistics are stacked against you 