I've not heard of the DJ ether Kaffs, don't mind the rest.
Radio 1.... I had to plug my speakers in at work so I could listen to R2 at my desk when the boss's missus tuned to R1 I told her she could keep kid's radio and I'd stay tuned to Geriatric FM
Lift the beater up David
I don't know who I want first off 
no one goes off, there is just a winner to go through into the final
Isn't Victoria his wife's name?
Right I'll say it - I'm Team Sheen.
There's lovely ! 
Hi Cosi - My first thumbs up of the night. Wait till my jokes kick in. 
Isn't Victoria his wife's name?
it is!
I don't know who I want first off
no one goes off, there is just a winner to go through into the final
No, I mean with it only being the first part. See me not saying things properly again 
Isn't Victoria his wife's name?
Yep.
I've not heard of the DJ ether Kaffs, don't mind the rest.
Radio 1.... I had to plug my speakers in at work so I could listen to R2 at my desk when the boss's missus tuned to R1 I told her she could keep kid's radio and I'd stay tuned to Geriatric FM
me too, I don't do Radio one now..it's either 2 or the local FM...it's an age thingy
Isn't Victoria his wife's name?
Yes 
Right I'll say it - I'm Team Sheen.
There's lovely !
Hi Cosi - My first thumbs up of the night. Wait till my jokes kick in.
Oh be still my beating heart....
(I won't encourage him girls!)
I've not heard of the DJ ether Kaffs, don't mind the rest.
Radio 1.... I had to plug my speakers in at work so I could listen to R2 at my desk when the boss's missus tuned to R1 I told her she could keep kid's radio and I'd stay tuned to Geriatric FM
me too, I don't do Radio one now..it's either 2 or the local FM...it's an age thingy
I'm radio 5
I don't know who I want first off
no one goes off, there is just a winner to go through into the final
No, I mean with it only being the first part. See me not saying things properly again
I'm confused
Isn't Victoria his wife's name?
it is!
Isn't Victoria his wife's name?
Yep.
Isn't Victoria his wife's name?
Yes
Thanks all. Nice that he's named his biccies after her.
Isn't Victoria his wife's name?
Yes
Geddit?
Right I'll say it - I'm Team Sheen.
There's lovely !
Hi Cosi - My first thumbs up of the night. Wait till my jokes kick in.
Oh be still my beating heart....
(I won't encourage him girls!)
What that you say ladies "encourage him, encourage him" 
me too, I don't do Radio one now..it's either 2 or the local FM...it's an age thingy
They only have 3 albums on local radio though...
I don't know who I want first off
no one goes off, there is just a winner to go through into the final
No, I mean with it only being the first part. See me not saying things properly again
I'm confused
Meaning. I don't know who I want to win, mibbee I should've said that in the first place
I like the idea of Michael's biscuits.
What that you say ladies "gag him now, gag him now"
Indeed.
What that you say ladies "gag him now, gag him now"
Indeed.
I blame 50 shades...
Isn't Victoria his wife's name?
Yes
Geddit?
Nope.
Isn't Victoria his wife's name?
Yes
Geddit?
Instead of Victoria Coren-Mitchell it should have been
Victoria Coren-Contrafibularities. 
I lubs her.
Meaning. I don't know who I want to win, mibbee I should've said that in the first place
Have a piece of cake - that'll soothe your confusion 
Meaning. I don't know who I want to win, mibbee I should've said that in the first place
ah, that would have helped I'm not fussed to be honest, they all seem ok
Isn't Victoria his wife's name?
Yes
Geddit?
Nope.
it's a green eyed monster innit?
I like the idea of Michael's biscuits.
Yes they seem good
Instead of Victoria Coren-Mitchell it should have been
Victoria Coren-Contrafibularities.
I lubs her.
Aww,, petal 
Meaning. I don't know who I want to win, mibbee I should've said that in the first place
Have a piece of cake - that'll soothe your confusion
I've got better, I have a couple of those mini bottles of wine 
it's a green eyed monster innit?
I thought it was a rellie 
The dragons look OK, not burnt.
Isn't Victoria his wife's name?
Yes
Geddit?
Nope.
it's a green eyed monster innit?
Ah, got it.
it's a green eyed monster innit?
I thought it was a rellie
of who?
I've got better, I have a couple of those mini bottles of wine
Pardon? 
Just tuned in. Hello all
Well done Jamelia setting fire to stuff
it's a green eyed monster innit?
I thought it was a rellie
of who?
Mine We're from handsome stock.
think the ladies have got this round
Just tuned in. Hello all
Hi Madame.
