his surprise box of ingredients..that sometimes look under cooked 

Back shortly hopefully. Gonna eat 

Some of those look naff

That's two dry sponges she's produced

I'd eat them anyway

Yes

Nancy's the star so far then

Young girl has a nice smile

two rounds, she's done well 

Yes

looking that way kaffs 

Nancy is probably star baker 

Had a very good start

Not 'arf

I haven't got the patience for 30 identically decorated cakes  30 Rock cakes and I would be fine

Oooo those morello cherries...I'd eat those on their own  

Rofl ...me too

Angel cakes...who gives a stuff if the wings are wonky

That ice cream scoop is a good idea 

They looked nice, but isn't the cake more Black Forest than British?

It is.....noted

Yes .....but I guess we've adopted it now

yes...the beards were all sizes 

I call them butterfly cakes....and I have broken a few butterfly wings in my time

Yes...he's not brilliant , is he ....at least at this stage 

oh dear

oh heck 

Those ickle bricks look a sad mess so far.....

Stop destroying the cakes with herbs and stuff 

Oh dear ....Clare's has gone pear shaped  

I've been down south too long

Might have worked if she'd aimed at that

They should have stuck to sugar glazed rock cakes  

those bricks do look a right mess 

Rofl

Those towers look a mess 

Three tiers on those would've worked better