BTW - anyone who dissed Duran Duran is now off my Christmas card list. No messing, I'm super serious. 
I like Duran Duran........I have an Album - on vinyl! 
Straight to the TOP-OF-MY-LIST. 
It's all going wrong for Tamal.
I can't, Dame has locked me in, no doubt to hurl more Duran Duran insults at me. 
you know in your heart they were crap EC, but I'd like you to stay 
they should be touching shouldn't they...so the sides are all soft and airy
Unless someone Paul likes isn't doing that ...in which case ...no 
Messy icing. IN YOUR FACE, IAN!!!!
It's all going wrong for Tamal.
he can pull it back...Nad did last week
that icing looks disgusting
I can't, Dame has locked me in, no doubt to hurl more Duran Duran insults at me.
you know in your heart they were crap EC, but I'd like you to stay
Hollywood knows nowt!
Messy icing. IN YOUR FACE, IAN!!!!
That looks like something the kids bring home from playgroup.
"Heaven on a plate"
I'm not saying what they look like
Where is this filmed - looks lovely?
Over there *points*
You could have said, "On the telly" 
Well done, Nads
It's all going wrong for Tamal.
he can pull it back...Nad did last week
I've got everything crossed for him
you can't knock her, they looked perfect
Oh dear Tamal 
Tamal's cheese and ham sandwiches.
I want some buns, now.
Nadiya has won that round
Tamal appealing to the navvy contingent.
Close Tamal... that's Ian last I hope...
Nadiya has won that round
by a country mile and Tamal is my fav
I'm not saying what they look like
Tamal appealing to the navvy contingent.
oi! 
Well done, Nads
Err, that's what we call the area of a gentleman where a football can cause no small degree of pain if it hits them!!
Tamal appealing to the navvy contingent.
oi!
*holds Kaffs coat*
Well he beat Ian in that round
Even YOU beat Ian in that round, Baz
Well he beat Ian in that round
Good
Tamal's cheese and ham sandwiches.
It's worth repeating. ^ that's what Tamal's looked like.
Well done, Nads
Err, that's what we call the area of a gentleman where a football can cause no small degree of pain if it hits them!!
and...?
Tamal appealing to the navvy contingent.
oi!
Oh ok. Coming soon to the Ritz in the Dilly....
Tamal appealing to the navvy contingent.
oi!
*holds Kaffs coat*
s'ok... I'll hang it over my shovel....
Navvy indeed!
