every saturday when lisas kids are out
me & lisa
we order food curry/chinese
watch fridays programmes
eastenders-gogglebox-have i got news for you or whatevers on
i go to bed at about 8.30pm
listen to radio4 try to do a crossword
lisa watches SCD
lets the dogs out-lets them in again
comes to bed
and laughs that i cant do the effing crossword
proper great evening
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now we have her sons 2youngest to stay
ive never known nothing like it
the house is chaos
my dogs are being trod on
theyve drawn on the walls with felt tip pens
theyve been here for 24hrs
the house looks like a f*cking shit tip
now we have her sons 2youngest to stay
ive never known nothing like it
the house is chaos
my dogs are being trod on
theyve drawn on the walls with felt tip pens
theyve been here for 24hrs
the house looks like a f*cking shit tip
Sounds about right Pirate 
dont get me wrong
i LIKE the kids
lisa is going quietly bonkers
the kids are so sweet
the youngest grabbed my leg earlier & kept saying i love you
he calls lisas son dad
the little girl wont leave me alone
ive told lisa she's got to get used to it
dont get me wrong
i LIKE the kids
lisa is going quietly bonkers
the kids are so sweet
the youngest grabbed my leg earlier & kept saying i love you
he calls lisas son dad
the little girl wont leave me alone
ive told lisa she's got to get used to it
Fun times ahead, Pirate.
yeah baz
it would be better to be eased in
we've not lol
i told the little kids that they could come and help us do the christmas tree
when i told lisa i thought she was gonna bounce me out lol
i gotta admit i like my quiet saturday night
if s club 7 and one direction turned up i wouldnt've noticed cos them kids were LOUD
and lisas friend bought over about a million pounds worth of peppa pig stuff that her kids dont play with
it was in a crate
the house was full of peppa pig bits
yes i played with some of it
lisa was like this
after a crap kip
i got up-went down stairs
after an hour the kids got up
it was all dummys & nappy changing
i said to lisa 'awww this is is nice'
she said ''
i said is is twice then
thats cos pc is bolloxed & im getting new one tomorrow
Why have you suddenly acquired kids? 
i said is is twice then
thats cos pc is bolloxed & im getting new one tomorrow
You can't trade grandchildren in for a new lappy. I've tried.
Why have you suddenly acquired kids?
lisa's son has got his girlfriend pregnant
shes already got 4 kids
she's 26
the dad of eldest 2 has them every weekend
the dad of the youngest2 has restraining order
because he's violent & tried to kill the mom
Why have you suddenly acquired kids?
you know when youve been done and carried out your wild bits & you think youre in for a nice easy time?
well i was wrong
and im still itching with shingles
and im off to bed ina bit
i said is is twice then
thats cos pc is bolloxed & im getting new one tomorrow
You can't trade grandchildren in for a new lappy. I've tried.
at least you tried
pirate I know exactly what you mean. When ours come it's like a whirlwind has hit. You forget how much work little kids are. Plus I've stopped cleaning glass surfaces before they come now because they just seem to want to lick them all.
I feel for you. 
pirate I know exactly what you mean. When ours come it's like a whirlwind has hit. You forget how much work little kids are. Plus I've stopped cleaning glass surfaces before they come now because they just seem to want to lick them all.
or put their sticky little fingers on everything
