Monk Fryston & Hillam are both conservation villages. Hillam's a bit quieter because it's off the main road. I've not even been into Selby, but I'm sure it can't be that bad. Can it?

Ditty! You just made me snort loudly and it woke the baby up!

aw... I wouldn't have been able to let it drown.

Yeah I know they have mouths...  I used to crawl around in my garden in the night... taking photos of slugs using hubbys posh camera with a macro lens on it!

they are actually dead cute!

I have a photo of a big black one munching down on one of my blue lobelia flowers!

Awwww... 

*waves at Hettie*

Ooo er missus.

Its ok(ish) its only bad for me as i live right in the thick of it. But having lived for 13 years in one of the villages just outside i know they are not plauged by Selby's problems. In the 13 years i lived in the village the only ever crimes i remember were when the pub was robbed which turned out to be a insurance job and my next door but one neighbours bike going missing. He found it a week later in his mates drive after remembering thats where he left it. Oh and there was all the times i was escorted home in a police car but that doesn't count as i only ever got in trouble outside the village

SLUG Queenie SLUG!

Jeez... didn't take you long to get your post partum gutter brain back then?

Dirty. It desurved what it got. Curiosity killed the slug! He should not of decided to drop off the celling narrowly missing my head! I jumped out of my skin!!!

You're gonna miss em Kelly... all of them.

Sitting there.. in your bath.. it will hit you.   You are alone!...  

you will shed a tear for Royston & the nonaquatic slug!

Noooooooooo shhhh he might here you....

Royston i dont mind so much. The slugs were pretty gross but my god the woodlice are so sneaky! I would think i was safe but then suddenly out of nowhere they would appear! creepy things!!! But worst still, silver fish! these things look like there from mars! i dont often see them but when i do it proper freaks me out!

I don't think I have ever met a silverfish!

They actually look worse in real life

Right bed time so heading into the bathrrom now. I shall take my phone (even though i have a habit of dropping them down the toilet) incase Royston is about, ill take a pic and someone can tell me how to upload the photo on here so you can all say your goodbyes

ahhh... I may have come across a silverfish!

I expected them to be a silver colour!

Night Kelly!

Give Royston a night night kiss from his forum fans!

Its suddenly very still in my bathroom tonight! Hope they havn't realised there fate and are waiting for me  at bath time in the morning to take there revenge. If you hear of someone on the news being eaten alive in the bath by a very large worm and lots of other creepy crawlies. Its me!  Night all xx

I read 

"its suddenly very still in my bathroom tonight...."

on my ticker.... and in my head it was David Bellamy saying it!

*** makes the sign of the worm ***

Happy New Bathroom SK... The wickies will now move to another room

 Goodbye Royston

I know you were as attractive as this. We will mourn you.

Maybe he'll move into the bedroom.

 

So glad you are being de-wormed Kellz. It's long overdue as  they are flippery little suckers!    Happy new bathroom.