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Goodbye giant spotted slugs
Goodbye army of never ending woodlice, no matter how many of you i flushed down the toilet you just kept coming back.
Goodbye silver fish
Goodbye centipeds
Goodbye little red things
Goodbye all you undiscovered creepy crawlies
And last but certainly not least goodbye mould and damp

Finaly!!! my landlord has decided my bathroom should be a no go area and so is giving me a completely new one complete with new non mouldy walls and cellings

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charlisockMember

Nice one, but it doe baffle me that it took so long for your bathroom to be declared unsanitary......

Sexy_KellyMember

Its taken well over a year chazzer. Thats over a years worth of nightmares!

charlisockMember

F*cking hell!!! Mind you, I've spent this last year using a communal bathroom (uni ). Insects abound

Soozy WooMember

Oooooh that's such good news .......I hope you get a lovely bathroom.

4/29/1010:03 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

*runs to get Royston listed as an endangered species, rallies troups, gets protection order, rings up Swampy*

4/29/1010:16 AM

DuckyMember 10 years

You could just offer him alternative accommodation Ditty

4/29/1010:25 AM

charlisockMember

Have I missed something?

4/29/1010:26 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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You could just offer him alternative accommodation Ditty

oh yeah!

*cancels Swampy*

4/29/1010:29 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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Have I missed something?

Royston is the worm that Kelly keeps in her bathroom wall... he's lovely!

She keeps trying to murder him though!!

4/29/1010:30 AM

charlisockMember

*backs away verrrrry carefully*

4/29/1010:31 AM

DuckyMember 10 years

Sounds like a good idea to me Charli

Just don't slither.....or Kelly will get ya with the salt.

4/29/1010:33 AM

charlisockMember

*legs it*

4/29/1010:34 AM

El LoroMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Dont let the royal society for the Protection of Earwigs, Snails, Termites & Spiders see your post as they might decide to slap a presevation order on your bathroom.

4/29/1010:45 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

oooh!

DO let them see it!!!

SLAP IT..... SLAP IT ON KELLYS BATHROOM!

4/29/1010:47 AM

stonksMember

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!..just heard the news of Roystons eviction....

4/29/1011:22 AM

JennyMember

It's all very well, you all shouting for a reprieve for Royston, but think of poor Kelly! No, Royston must pay the ultimate price I'm afraid.

Hope your landlord does a good job Kelly!

4/29/1011:27 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Stonks.... what IS your avi?

it looks like a poo!!

4/29/1011:31 AM

DuckyMember 10 years

Maybe it's Royston?

4/29/1011:36 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

oooh.. it could be royston!!!

Stonks... if that is your homage to Royston... I apologise... it doesn't really look like....

RexiMember 10 years

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Maybe it's Royston?

Queen of the High TeasMember

Urgh, I hate sluggy wormy creepy crawly things. You do right Kelly. Keel them. Keel them all.

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

You can't kill it once you've named it!

had it been "worm in wall" it probably wouldn't have caught the heart of the forum... but once he became Royston... he was real to us... Royston the worm has feelings... has a life.... has rights! *cue motivational music & cheesy political spin pics*

Sexy_KellyMember

I just feel sorry for the poor contractor who has to delve into all the places i dare not even look!!

Quick someone call Bill Odie we may discover a new species

stonksMember

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Stonks.... what IS your avi? it looks like a poo!!

I named him Yum Yum and I lubs him..But we could have him as our Royston poster picture....

Sexy_KellyMember

Dirty as much as i have loved Roystons visits when iv been laying in the bath or sat on the loo and suddenly noticed a big worm hanging out of my wall! and as much as i have enjoy trying all the ways i could possibly think of to try and kill a worm that lives in a wall. When he invited a friend over whom i found one morning sqwirming around on the bathroom floor, it was too much. He has out stayed his welcome! Royston is certainly NOT welcome in my new bathroom.

Queen of the High TeasMember

Maybe Royston could go to a worm sanctuary. I'm moving near Kelly next month, maybe I could pick him up and keel him myself give him a nice new place to live in my garden.

Yogi19Member 10 years

Kill the worm, Kelly.

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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I named him Yum Yum

it is a turd isn't it?

Sexy_KellyMember

Where you moving to Queeny?
Sorry but i WONT be asking the work men to spare Roysons life. They can do with him what they like. Im pretty sure they will be in for a shock when they realise hes managed to live in the wall for so long. I mean what does he eat??? plaster????

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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When he invited a friend over whom i found one morning sqwirming around on the bathroom floor, it was too much. He has out stayed his welcome!

b..b...but you don't know that that was Roystons fault... she was a worm of loose morals.... she stalked Royston... hence why he pushed her out of the wall to her (admittedly slow) death in the bath!

He protected you from the stalker slutty worm!

Queen of the High TeasMember

We've bought a house in Hillam near Monk Fryston. It's about 10-15 minutes from Selby.

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

ah.. let Queenie have him then...

baby girls love to play with worms in the garden!

Queen of the High TeasMember

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b..b...but you don't know that that was Roystons fault... she was a worm of loose morals.... she stalked Royston... hence why he pushed her out of the wall to her (admittedly slow) death in the bath! He protected you from the stalker slutty worm!

You're protecting a killer worm?! How do you know he didn't lure the lady worm there just to use and abuse her. Roston must die. He's a worm gorn maad.

Sexy_KellyMember

The stalker slutty worm

I spared Roystons friend, i simply evited him. My neighbours must think i wierd!! First there was the frozen giant spotted slugs outside my door now they catch me at 6:00am throwing a worm out my flat

Sexy_KellyMember

Queenie Monk Fryston is a really lovely place very picturesk (sp), and a nice distance from Selby

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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now they catch me at 6:00am throwing a worm out my flat

been there, done that, got the offspring!

Sexy_KellyMember

Did you know slugs have mouths? silly question but once a slug decided to drop in on me in the bath so i watch it drown. It was gasping for breath.

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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How do you know he didn't lure the lady worm there just to use and abuse her.

this is a fair point! So still cannot kill the Royston... he will be needed to give evidence.. or just be evidence!

Sexy_KellyMember

Dirty im NOT the only one!!!!

I feel slightly better knowing im not the only one with a worm proplem

Queen of the High TeasMember

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Queenie Monk Fryston is a really lovely place very picturesk (sp), and a nice distance from Selby

Monk Fryston & Hillam are both conservation villages. Hillam's a bit quieter because it's off the main road. I've not even been into Selby, but I'm sure it can't be that bad. Can it?

Queen of the High TeasMember

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now they catch me at 6:00am throwing a worm out my flat

been there, done that, got the offspring

Ditty! You just made me snort loudly and it woke the baby up!

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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Did you know slugs have mouths? silly question but once a slug decided to drop in on me in the bath so i watch it drown. It was gasping for breath.

aw... I wouldn't have been able to let it drown.

Yeah I know they have mouths... I used to crawl around in my garden in the night... taking photos of slugs using hubbys posh camera with a macro lens on it!

they are actually dead cute!

I have a photo of a big black one munching down on one of my blue lobelia flowers!

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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Ditty! You just made me snort loudly and it woke the baby up!

Awwww...

*waves at Hettie*

Queen of the High TeasMember

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I have a photo of a big black one munching down on one of my blue lobelia

Ooo er missus.

Sexy_KellyMember

Its ok(ish) its only bad for me as i live right in the thick of it. But having lived for 13 years in one of the villages just outside i know they are not plauged by Selby's problems. In the 13 years i lived in the village the only ever crimes i remember were when the pub was robbed which turned out to be a insurance job and my next door but one neighbours bike going missing. He found it a week later in his mates drive after remembering thats where he left it. Oh and there was all the times i was escorted home in a police car but that doesn't count as i only ever got in trouble outside the village

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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Ooo er missus

SLUG Queenie SLUG!

Jeez... didn't take you long to get your post partum gutter brain back then?

Sexy_KellyMember

Dirty. It desurved what it got. Curiosity killed the slug! He should not of decided to drop off the celling narrowly missing my head! I jumped out of my skin!!!

Queen of the High TeasMember

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Jeez... didn't take you long to get your post partum gutter brain back then?

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

You're gonna miss em Kelly... all of them.

Sitting there.. in your bath.. it will hit you. You are alone!...

you will shed a tear for Royston & the nonaquatic slug!

stonksMember

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it is a turd isn't it?

Noooooooooo shhhh he might here you....

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b..b...but you don't know that that was Roystons fault... she was a worm of loose morals.... she stalked Royston... hence why he pushed her out of the wall to her (admittedly slow) death in the bath! He protected you from the stalker slutty worm!

Sexy_KellyMember

Royston i dont mind so much. The slugs were pretty gross but my god the woodlice are so sneaky! I would think i was safe but then suddenly out of nowhere they would appear! creepy things!!! But worst still, silver fish! these things look like there from mars! i dont often see them but when i do it proper freaks me out!

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

I don't think I have ever met a silverfish!

Sexy_KellyMember

They actually look worse in real life

Sexy_KellyMember

Right bed time so heading into the bathrrom now. I shall take my phone (even though i have a habit of dropping them down the toilet) incase Royston is about, ill take a pic and someone can tell me how to upload the photo on here so you can all say your goodbyes

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

ahhh... I may have come across a silverfish!

I expected them to be a silver colour!

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Night Kelly!

Give Royston a night night kiss from his forum fans!

Sexy_KellyMember

Its suddenly very still in my bathroom tonight! Hope they havn't realised there fate and are waiting for me at bath time in the morning to take there revenge. If you hear of someone on the news being eaten alive in the bath by a very large worm and lots of other creepy crawlies. Its me!

Night all xx

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

I read

"its suddenly very still in my bathroom tonight...."

on my ticker.... and in my head it was David Bellamy saying it!

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

*** makes the sign of the worm ***

Real

Happy New Bathroom SK... The wickies will now move to another room

XochiMember Memoriam

Goodbye Royston

I know you were as attractive as this. We will mourn you.

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Maybe he'll move into the bedroom.

Queen of the High TeasMember

4/29/1011:28 PM

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So glad you are being de-wormed Kellz. It's long overdue as they are flippery little suckers! Happy new bathroom.

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