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Goodbye giant spotted slugs
Goodbye army of never ending woodlice, no matter how many of you i flushed down the toilet you just kept coming back.
Goodbye silver fish
Goodbye centipeds
Goodbye little red things
Goodbye all you undiscovered creepy crawlies
And last but certainly not least goodbye mould and damp


Finaly!!! my landlord has decided my bathroom should be a no go area and so is giving me a completely new one complete with new non mouldy walls and cellings

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Dirty as much as i have loved Roystons visits when iv been laying in the bath or sat on the loo and suddenly noticed a big worm hanging out of my wall! and as much as i have enjoy trying all the ways i could possibly think of to try and kill a worm that lives in a wall. When he invited a friend over whom i found one morning sqwirming around on the bathroom floor, it was too much. He has out stayed his welcome! Royston is certainly NOT welcome in my new bathroom.
Sexy_Kelly
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When he invited a friend over whom i found one morning sqwirming around on the bathroom floor, it was too much. He has out stayed his welcome!
b..b...but you don't know that that was Roystons fault...  she was a worm of loose morals.... she stalked Royston...  hence why he pushed her out of the wall to her (admittedly slow) death in the bath!

He protected you from the stalker slutty worm!
Dirtyprettygirlthing
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b..b...but you don't know that that was Roystons fault... she was a worm of loose morals.... she stalked Royston... hence why he pushed her out of the wall to her (admittedly slow) death in the bath! He protected you from the stalker slutty worm!
You're protecting a killer worm?! How do you know he didn't lure the lady worm there just to use and abuse her. Roston must die. He's a worm gorn maad.
Queen of the High Teas

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