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Is it Rupert Murdoch v Brian Sewell?
Gotta say it. You are possibly the funniest on here 
No.
Is it me v you?
I hope not.
You'd batter me 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I hope not.
You'd batter me
You`d enjoy it. 
I know
Not fit 
Next one's the biggie 
Mitchell - Murray 
C'mon Mitchell
I wouldn't want to be battered around the ring by Scotty.
I'd pay for it.