Attenborough's a barrel of laughs, huh?

I have them most mornings for my breakfast at work 

Hi Sprout 

Hi Roger 

Come on Exhibitionist sex Dog

Trolling - 2 years

Pistorius - 10 months

?!?!?

Stephen about Judy Finnegan - just made me laugh out loud 

They just don't get the Lady Colin thing...

Blindfolded 'bits' fondling 

Twitter went a bit mental when the verdict came in  

 she lives in a sh*t hole

I recall the rumours that she was born an hemaphradite (sp).

I think that's the posh way of saying Geezerbird.

Lady Collin was prob a kept woman who got dumped and now tries to live a champers lifestyle on peanuts

A quick google search found a roya gossip thread calling her George..

"his" & "hers" iPads.

Yep   I vaguely remember reading about it..... 

Mike Reed what a tw*t

And that's the man who banned FGTH's Relax..!  

The fact that it charted at all says so much about the modern music business.

Exactly my words at the time.     complete knob.

He's not wise  [ as they say where I'm from] 

Yep. Can't stick the man and I wish he would trickle down the media greasy pole and ply his trade at a radio station with about 6 listeners.

My only comfort re Mike Read is that his own attempts at writing a musical about Oscar Wilde bombed  

Does he still have a career, EC?  I don't mean just this week - but I've not seen or heard of him in years.  Maybe I'm just lucky though.

Takes specs off and he has those overly wrinkly puffy eyes

Pop 'em back on and back to normal ... not good

Don't know how accurate.. but found this

George Ziade was born in Jamaica, the child of Michael and Gloria Ziadie. The Ziadie family is prominent in Jamaica, the descendants of six Maronite Catholic brothers who emigrated from Lebanon in the early 20th century.

 His family were Greek Orthodox Catholic who had settled in Lebanon. His mother came from Irish, Portuguese, English and Spanish ancestry. His maternal great-grandmother, family name De Pass, was Sephardic Jew.


  He was born with an unspecified form of intersex, and was brought up as a boy until his late teens. 

When he was twenty one and working in New York City as a model, he had gender reassignment surgery.
   

In 1974, after the briefest of courtships, she/he married Lord Colin Ivar Campbell, the son of Ian Campbell, 11th Duke of Argyll and divorced shortly after in 1975.

She is the mother of two adopted Russian-born sons, Misha and Dima. Since he/she does not have the ability to get pregnant.

 She lives in Kennington. 

She moved to Kennington after losing the money from her book on Princess Diana.

Since then she has been running from one imaginary scandal to another to make some money. .. need I say more. 

 Lord Colin Campbell  informed the papers that she was a transsexual. When she wanted to earn money to support her adopted children, she herself sold imaginative  royal family's secrets in two books, Diana in Private and The Royal Marriages, and latterly she has lived in slightly lonely if splendid state in a house off Sloane Square.

Oh that's creepy....

I honestly don't know, I was assuming his past career means he has a decent gig.

WTF...?  

I've seen this type of programme before, but they do look real weird.

I did like him on that music quiz show on Saturday night tho but 

Oh that has to be the most disturbing thing

Those two black women seem to eat a lot of food.

Thanks for that post, Kaffs.  It's similar to what I remember about him/her.

WHY do they all start shouting like 'happy for the crumbs' type people

 . . .as if they've never seen it

He is spot on about that. You WOULD want to empty your bowles.

Camilla?

  Best typo evah!

I spelt it wrong didn't I