A young man called Ronan wanted to buy a Christmas
present for his new girlfriend.
They hadn't been seeing each other for very long 
Ronan consulted with his sister anddecided, after careful
consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the
right note... not too romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to Brown Thomas and they selected a dainty
pair of fur lined quality leather gloves.
His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time.
BT's had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two
items, the sister got the gloves and Ronan unknowingly got the knickers.
Good old Ronan sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the
following letter.

Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that
you are not wearing any when we
go out in the evenings. If it had not
been for my sister I would have
chosen the long ones with buttons, but
she wears shorter ones (which
are easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the
lady I bought them from showed
me the pair she had been wearing for
the past three weeks and they were
hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she
looked really smart in them even
though they were a little bit tight on
her. She also said that they rub
against her ring which helps keep it
clean. In fact she hasn't needed to
wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for
you the first time, as no doubt
many other hands will touch them
before I have a chance to see you
again.
When you take them off remember to
blow into them a little bit because
they will be naturally a little damp
from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips
will kiss them during the coming
year.
I hope you will wear them for me on
our next date.

All my love,
Ronan.

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest
style is to wear them folded down
with a little bit of fur showing.