I saw this on Facebook last night, and it's still cracking me up 
Giz a ring will ya pet? 
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Ha ha ha love it !!! "Gis a ring will yer pet"
Should have used the word 'hinny' and not darlin'
aye, it was lacking in the 'hinny' s like Mind you they did get a 'hoy a hammer owwer heeya'
I woulld have been itching to change a bit,
"And when yer come into me life divent brae is, divent brae is when am drunk"
Is that how you speak Saz?
*contemplates things*
Aaah the all time classic, 'hoy a hammer owwer heeya'
Another option,
"And all the other boys try to neck on with is,
But a divent like it,
So call is hinny man" 
Was anyone from this forum actually born within the sound of Vickers siren? So far and after extensive research I form the opinion that you are all sand dancaz, red gawdees, pit yackers, or folk who are quite fond of sheep.
Know your place Garage Joe!!!
I was born in Jesmond don't yer know?
Anyhoo - me Da used to work in Vickers 
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'A cannit help it if am a posh Geordie- its in the breedin' like'
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Is that how you speak Saz?
*contemplates things*
Not that strong Unfortunately I cannit use any dialect when ahm tarkin doon heeya cos them daftie Suvvnahs divvint undahstand iz!! Can yer imagine!
I uploaded a video of some fireworks to facebook last August, you can hear me talking on that - not intentionally, I was chatting and forgot the camera would pick it up
........... And posh people from Jesmond and Gosforth.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Was anyone from this forum actually born within the sound of Vickers siren? So far and after extensive research I form the opinion that you are all sand dancaz, red gawdees, pit yackers, or folk who are quite fond of sheep.
Ahz a pit yakkah Or I think that's what us Durham folk are called?
Ooh I can't wait to load this on the computer tonight!
oops, forgot the lyrics for those who might not catch what they're saying. Not sure how much this will help 
A hoyed a wish in the well
Don't ask us al' never tell
A looked at you as it fell
But now y'in me way
Swapped me soul for a wish
Coppers and quids for a kiss
A wasn't lookin for this
But now y'in me way
Your stare was hawlding
Ripped jeans, skin was showing
Canny neet (night) the wind was blowin
Wher y'think your ganin da'lin
Here, a just met y'like
Nd this is mental
But heres me number
So giz a ring will y'pet
It's solid to look right
At y'da'lin
So here's me number
So giz a ring ill y'pet AYE??
Y'took the mick with the call
A tuk no time with the fall
Y'giv us bugger all
But still y'in me way
A beg n borra n steel
T'take y'out for posh meals
A didn't na a wud feel
But now y'in me way
Your stare was hawlding
Ripped jeans, skin was showing
Canny neet (night) the wind was blowin
Wher y'think your ganin da'lin
Here, a just met y'like
Nd this is mental
But heres me number
So giz a ring will y'pet AYE? OY A HAMMA AWA HERE WEY AI
Before y'swanned into me life
A proper missed y'
A proper missed 'like
A proper geet missed y'like pet
Before y'swanned into me life
A proper missed y'
A proper missed 'like
A proper geet missed y'like pet
Here, a just met y'like
Nd this is mental
But heres me number
So giz a ring will y'pet
It's solid to look right
At y'da'lin
So here's me number
So giz a ring ill y'pet WEY AYE PET
They actually do some lovely acoustic covers of other songs, so check out their channel
How lovely! Something the whole family can listen to.
THe scarey thing is - it could have been much, much worse!!!
Originally Posted by SazBomb:
oops, forgot the lyrics for those who might not catch what they're saying. Not sure how much this will help
A hoyed a wish in the well
Don't ask us al' never tell
A looked at you as it fell
But now y'in me way
Swapped me soul for a wish
Coppers and quids for a kiss
A wasn't lookin for this
But now y'in me way
Your stare was hawlding
Ripped jeans, skin was showing
Canny neet (night) the wind was blowin
Wher y'think your ganin da'lin
Here, a just met y'like
Nd this is mental
But heres me number
So giz a ring will y'pet
It's solid to look right
At y'da'lin
So here's me number
So giz a ring ill y'pet AYE??
Y'took the mick with the call
A tuk no time with the fall
Y'giv us bugger all
But still y'in me way
A beg n borra n steel
T'take y'out for posh meals
A didn't na a wud feel
But now y'in me way
Your stare was hawlding
Ripped jeans, skin was showing
Canny neet (night) the wind was blowin
Wher y'think your ganin da'lin
Here, a just met y'like
Nd this is mental
But heres me number
So giz a ring will y'pet AYE? OY A HAMMA AWA HERE WEY AI
Before y'swanned into me life
A proper missed y'
A proper missed 'like
A proper geet missed y'like pet
Before y'swanned into me life
A proper missed y'
A proper missed 'like
A proper geet missed y'like pet
Here, a just met y'like
Nd this is mental
But heres me number
So giz a ring will y'pet
It's solid to look right
At y'da'lin
So here's me number
So giz a ring ill y'pet WEY AYE PET
Not a lot but a very poetic part of the world
| mackem | ||
A mackem is a person from Sunderland and some of the surrounding areas (peterlee for example). Unfortunatly, the mackems have had the bad luck of being placed next to the geordies who are incredibly arrogant and are obsessed with Sunderland. All the mackems find it pathetic that the Geordies hate them so much and the Mackems don't really give a shit. It's kind of like England and Scotland, you see? | ||
Originally Posted by moonie:
| mackem | ||
A mackem is a person from Sunderland and some of the surrounding areas (peterlee for example). Unfortunatly, the mackems have had the bad luck of being placed next to the geordies who are incredibly arrogant and are obsessed with Sunderland. All the mackems find it pathetic that the Geordies hate them so much and the Mackems don't really give a shit. It's kind of like England and Scotland, you see? | ||
Aye...us Mackems divvent gie a shyte
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by moonie:
| mackem | ||
A mackem is a person from Sunderland and some of the surrounding areas (peterlee for example). Unfortunatly, the mackems have had the bad luck of being placed next to the geordies who are incredibly arrogant and are obsessed with Sunderland. All the mackems find it pathetic that the Geordies hate them so much and the Mackems don't really give a shit. It's kind of like England and Scotland, you see? | ||
Aye...us Mackems divvent gie a shyte
Originally Posted by moonie:
| mackem | ||
A mackem is a person from Sunderland and some of the surrounding areas (peterlee for example). Unfortunatly, the mackems have had the bad luck of being placed next to the geordies who are incredibly arrogant and are obsessed with Sunderland. All the mackems find it pathetic that the Geordies hate them so much and the Mackems don't really give a shit. It's kind of like England and Scotland, you see? | ||
So which of us are incredibly arrogant etc.?
I've been singing this bloody song since you posted it on youtube Saz!! Now it's back in my head today since seeing the thread title.
I'm posh arrogant - even look down upon the casual Geordie from the West of Newcastle (Elswick n Scotswood)
I'm Central Geordie - born in Jesmond and of breeding.
I can't help it - it was the Mothership calling me home
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by moonie:
| mackem | ||
A mackem is a person from Sunderland and some of the surrounding areas (peterlee for example). Unfortunatly, the mackems have had the bad luck of being placed next to the geordies who are incredibly arrogant and are obsessed with Sunderland. All the mackems find it pathetic that the Geordies hate them so much and the Mackems don't really give a shit. It's kind of like England and Scotland, you see? | ||
Aye...us Mackems divvent gie a shyte
We haven't used the term Mackem for a while. They're red Geordies.
tryd it on with the blond 1 a few months back. got a slap for me troubles she was proper givin out the rong signels
