I bet it's more pink 2oz reeeeeallyquote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
My geigher friends are always flashing their pink pounds around.
*pops a bottle of smelling salts in the thread for Penny*
It said something about frotting and scissors.quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
*imagines penny fainting at his google page *
quote:Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:I bet it's more pink 2oz reeeeeallyquote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
My geigher friends are always flashing their pink pounds around.
I shall weigh it up and come back to you!
Frotting???? my god what have I walked in on!! 
quote:Originally posted by Windswept:quote:Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:You filthy hacky bitches!quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:
No one has lezzed me up yet
You can join in a little daisy chain with Gyps, SRT and me if you like.
we're having a picnic after.
You can take photos
There's a geordie in this quote
I wanna be scissor sisters
quote:Originally posted by LetsBeAvenue:
Frotting???? my god what have I walked in on!!
Dunno - but it sounds interesting
*goes to google*
Every time i hear frotting i just think of cross stitch 
quote:Originally posted by Rexi:
*goes to google*
Well. You learn something new every day
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
Every time i hear frotting i just think of cross stitch
I think froth
quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
Every time i hear frotting i just think of cross stitch
I think froth
Did you ever read the cross stitch thread in the bum
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
Every time i hear frotting i just think of cross stitch
I think froth
Did you ever read the cross stitch thread in the bum
is this surgical? or sadisticle?
No...I just thought it would make me feel inadequate as a lady and housewife 
I will now though!
I will now though!
quote:Originally posted by electric6:
No...I just thought it would make me feel inadequate as a lady and housewife
I will now though!
well you should know before you read it that sewing and therefore making us all feel like we whre at a coffee morning was banned. So some innocent words...mayyyyy have been made trigger words and replaced with much funnier substitutes to make the whole thing more enjoyable for the non - sewers amongst us
quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
Every time i hear frotting i just think of cross stitch
I think froth
Frothing frottery!
i think that is probably possible
quote:is this surgical? or sadisticle?
It does sound wrong doesnt it
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
i think that is probably possible
Has anyone used these yet?
quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:
There's a geordie in this quote
I wanna be scissor sisters
I think there were 2 geordies in the quote.
Come lets go scissor
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:
There's a geordie in this quote
I wanna be scissor sisters
I think there were 2 geordies in the quote.
Come lets go scissor
But me mam sayed it's dorty
quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:
There's a geordie in this quote
I wanna be scissor sisters
I think there were 2 geordies in the quote.
Come lets go scissor
But me mam sayed it's dorty
Well lets not tell her
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:
There's a geordie in this quote
I wanna be scissor sisters
I think there were 2 geordies in the quote.
Come lets go scissor
But me mam sayed it's dorty
Well lets not tell her
Aye divvent tell 'er or she'll wanna dee it an'all
(that's an'all, not anal
)
Eeehh well ah nivvor!
quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:
There's a geordie in this quote
I wanna be scissor sisters
I think there were 2 geordies in the quote.
Come lets go scissor
But me mam sayed it's dorty
Well lets not tell her
Aye divvent tell 'er or she'll wanna dee it an'all
(that's an'all, not anal
awww gan awn lerrus tell ah
quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:
They always seem to like a bit of c0ck
The girls don't.
Queenie, you beat me to it...
Ohhh..a geigh debate
My pink pounds shrivelled up in the credit crunch. I cant even buy a new leather jacket anymore without having to hide the receipt
My pink pounds shrivelled up in the credit crunch. I cant even buy a new leather jacket anymore without having to hide the receipt
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:
They always seem to like a bit of c0ck
The girls don't.
Queenie, you beat me to it...
Sado-lezzers
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
Ohhh..a geigh debate
My pink pounds shrivelled up in the credit crunch. I cant even buy a new leather jacket anymore without having to hide the receipt
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:
They always seem to like a bit of c0ck
The girls don't.
Queenie, you beat me to it...
quote:Originally posted by electric6:
Eeehh well ah nivvor!
Ya Mam's not watchin is she Lecs
quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:quote:Originally posted by electric6:
Eeehh well ah nivvor!
Ya Mam's not watchin is she Lecs
Aye, she likely is
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
Ohhh..a geigh debate
My pink pounds shrivelled up in the credit crunch. I cant even buy a new leather jacket anymore without having to hide the receipt
T'ruth
Have whole chunks of this thread disappeared or am I really ill?
quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:
Have whole chunks of this thread disappeared or am I really ill?
Shall I fetch my thermometer?
*** prays for Trollop's shrunken pink ones ***
YAY 4 GAY! (why teh fook are you even asking tho OP?)
Did I miss a joke ere today?
Did I miss a joke ere today?
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:
Have whole chunks of this thread disappeared or am I really ill?
Shall I fetch my thermometer?
Is it Blanche's?
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:
Have whole chunks of this thread disappeared or am I really ill?
Shall I fetch my thermometer?
Is it Blanche's?
Its covered in dog hair if that helps?
I am reasonably fond of geighs, but not as fond of them as I am of vodka