Hi Pam, What time do you call this?  It's furry bum time

Erm....       

Unpalatable time, clearly.

I beg you not to tell me...

I know nothing.

*knowing masonic handshake*

I don't remember who started it but it weren't me, it was probably Real

You mean Santa!  Ye gods! No wonder he scares small children!

or imagined!

or faked

Who's Imagined? Real's alternative ID?

He was like a horrible skeleton earlier Pam, it was horrible to look at

Thank god I didn't come here earlier then! I'm a sensitive soul!

He then changed into Alpha Omega tablets symbol, better than the skeleton appearance

So he's morphed twice tonight already? How will I recognise him?

Last time I saw him, he was a dodgy santa carrying mistletoe, but think he's gone back to the North Pole to kip with Rudolph. Tho' he never said goodnight

Definitely fake Santa then.  He would at least have said 'HoHoHo'.

I've been saying it's dodgy all night. Wanted to gift a left handed screwdriver for xmas, what kind of a present is that?

The type of gift a bloke would give a woman! I've got a friend who'd been given a starter motor for Christmas... for his car!  
The relationship didn't last long.

That is a bad Christmas present, bad as in bad, not bad as in good. At least my hubby can sleep easy in the good knowledge he will get a comfy pair of slippers as usual, plus a surprise.  I treat em good