*Off to do it*
Originally Posted by nuts:
Oooh, he could be quite handy..! 
Originally Posted by nuts:
Meeting herself coming backwards Slinks 
Arse about face, perhaps?
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Oooh, he could be quite handy..!
LOL! I wouldn't get a can of lager in there though would I? 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Meeting herself coming backwards Slinks
Arse about face, perhaps?
PMSL! That puts me in mind of an expression my dad used to use when someone fell over........arse over tip
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Oooh, he could be quite handy..!
LOL! I wouldn't get a can of lager in there though would I?
Decant, darling, decant! A nice tall slim glass is the way forward.
Or failing that, we could stretch his ears a bit more
That would be too heavy though. I'm effed aren't I?
Originally Posted by nuts:
That would be too heavy though. I'm effed aren't I?
Faint heart never one fair ummmm........lager!
We shall fashion some kind of holster
Cross shoulder
or the more funky hipster:
If you're feeling particularly brave (and the weather's warm), there's this charming necklace:
Sorted 