It is nice to be on good terms with your ex's but I do find it very odd that Sinitta and quite a few of them are still very much in his life, I dont blame his girlfriend for wanting some time together on their own,I still believe Simon is gay and all his  x girlfriends have only ever been a cover for him IMO, he may come out of the closet one day...

Marge...do you mind! Some of us have a fantasy to keep alive.


Rawky ..... speaking of things you find hysterically funny (but no one else does ).... this vid has me in stitches every time I watch it, but I can't find anyone else who appreciates it like I do!! 


Funniest witness statement EVER......


LINK >>>> IF YOU DON'T FIND THIS FUNNY THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!!

*I slung on my dressing gown and my reflective coat"

PMSL Ducky...'flat pack and out to sea'!!!!! I love him...I want to get him drunk and let him talk silly all night!!!!

 I actually watched that last night on our local news. We don't all talk like him 

And ere we arr now, and its gettin dayloight 

That guy's magic !  Brilliant attitude too

REF Sinitta: Anyone who considers a couple of leaves an acceptable outfit is obviously not completely stable and I wouldn't want her hanging about my man either.....I suspect the bunnies would not be safe for miles around.

Hahahaha....me too!

He's funny quotetastic!!!


*mum shouted at me....someones hit the house....I said.. nooooo I don't expect they 'av"

I don't blame Simon's missus (whose name I can't pronounce). His ex (Jacki someone) lives next door, sees him every day and sits and talks to him on his bed, any clip I saw of him arriving at the X factor studios she was there too. Sinitta hangs around like a bad dose of thrush, even in a documentary about SImon when he was with Terri Seymour, Sinitta said on camera that Simon will never be faithful. I'd have smacked her in the gob if I was Terri.

It's not an insecurity thing, it's a respect thing in my book.

Your thread was just the most perfect place to post it Rawky! Twas fate

Now I'm scared 

Awww he really is isn't he Slinki? I wanna adopt him.

I nearly coughed up a lung when he said that


He just looked so grateful to be on the tele and it was like 'Ah a huge feck off lorry smashing into me house isn't a problem'

I'd have been doin my ruddy nut

I can imagine you Karma. Wearing a pink fluffy dressing gown, hair rollers, fag hanging out your mouth and your statement having to be *bleeped* from all the swearing 



...runs.

There's not one point of that that I can argue

.....maybe swap the dressing gown for a babygrow?

Ok then....and give her Leopard print slippers....and a glass of wine that gets sloshed around with her dramatic arm waving 

Are you lot bloody psychic or summink?

Maybe......  I'm gonna give you a pair of those 'bug-eyed' type sunglasses too....

Classic!

I cant quote, but agree with you Marg, i have always thought Simon was gay. Maybe when his mum has passed we may see him come out. In the meantime Sinita seems to be his bodyguard, for reasons only known to him, i suppose. Sharon knows something too by her remarks the other day. I dont really care one way or another, dont know why i have posted this

All his ex's and the current GF are all on his pay roll ,Simon Cowell is Gay,not that his sexuality matters .

I did laugh

And bless his little face - what a lovely young man