this was voted funniest joke at the Fringe apparently.
"Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?"
Hmm.... I much prefer some of the other entries like
"I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
"A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."
"To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"
"I've been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't."
"Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?"
Hmm.... I much prefer some of the other entries like
"I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
"A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."
"To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"
"I've been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't."