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me and yer mum have a plan justa .. tis our age ye kna.  Asda had about 100 tins of

chocs but I just had to get a tin in case they ran out (as if .. lol).

My paragraphs are playing up again, so if there are large spaces, tis not my fault.

Oh Miss Goody Two Shoes, eh?  Getting a lottery ticket.  I forgot haha.  My Morgan will now have to wait until Saturday.  Your job is on ice for the minute justa love.  Sorry haha.

 

 

Twee Surgeon
hiya all Freddie fans

Justa, sorry to break the bad news to you late last night about me not doing the lottery on Wednesday.  I forgot.  I will do it on Saturday and our Morgan days will be just beginning.

figtwee (I couldn't resist lol) you could be my back-up chauffeur .. you and Justa could do job share.  We could come to some amicable agreement.  But because of the high price of this Morgan car (in Racing Green with mahogany trim, custom made) I won't have much left over for things like wages and stuff.  Would you be prepared to work for nothing fig?  For love of me?  Your unform can be discussed at a later date but I have doubts about 'a maid's uniform'.  It might be a bit cold in places in an open-top racing (Racing Green) model.  Corrrr .. I bet you made some lovely apple pie out of those brambleys fig.
Twee Surgeon
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luvit! You being a twee surgeon an'all! Job share? could work! Justa being anam sure we could come to some arrangement! As for the uniform, well I could wear thigh high Dick wittington boots and steal Imean borrow our Freddies fur hat!As for wages pah! Touches forlock! I would just be 'onoured your worshipful Tweeness to only accept the 'onourship of being in such highly esteemed company!Backs out with deep curtsy!
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ok figtwee, we are related already by dint of being twees.  Tis kind of you to bow and scrape like wot you did, being as I am nearly a Morgan owner an' a' and your idear about Murtle (Freddie's hat) sounds a great idea.  I can just see you now in your Dick Whittington boots with Murtle atop your bonce, sitting up front in the Morgan, with me in alongside you (there are no back seats), waving politely at the proles as we go by. 

I'm sure justa is an  an' a' that but will she work for nowt?  She might think it's a bit rich, me sat up like the Queen of Sheba in the Morgan, and too tight to pay her a living wage.  Tis a dimella and no mistake.
Twee Surgeon
Tweeness I am sure that Justa could be easily persuaded with bribary tempting offer of chocolate brownies and a stylish full length mirror fitted cunningly into said Morgan whereby she is able to view her own lovelyness when she so pleases obviously while wearing her secksy stylish 4 inch boots and newly applied makeup!
Mind  I might wish to take a peek me sen now and then!
BTW is your tweeness ok?
Evening Fredsters! Darlo...... homework..... NOW!
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I am practising my wave as we speak!is that regal enough?I have no doubt DB will want a ride too!What about him being chief champers opener?
Is there such a thing as a Morgan racing green bus,'cos when we are seen in the Morgan everyone will want to be Twee's bestist friend! Double decker,racing green bus now that would be something!Twee will need to have gold,embossed invitation cards written out! we must not forget Joyron......it may have to be one of those double carriage thingywotsits!there's fluffs and yogi ,freddie and Rafe and,and,and,and........
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hiya all   I'm sorry to disappoint you all but Morgan only do 'classy' cars .. no buses or such-like riff-raff vehicles.  They only cater for the elite, so that leaves quite a few of us up the creek without a paddle.  Lord So-and-So thinks that because he has a fancy title, it entitles him to keep his place in the four-year queue at Morgan.  Well, no, it doesn't.  I intend to shove him outta the way when I win the lottery and tell him I intend to take his coveted place in the queue, and tell him to just get kinda lost sorta thing.  

But that doesn't solve the problem of the Freddie crowd problem, does it?  My Morgan only holds two people, and one of those people will be me me me.  So what do we do to solve this?  I recommend an Arriva bus.  Have we got a person on board who can drive a bus?  We will need a singer too to get the atmosphere going with a singalong.  Who among us can sing in tune?  We need eye candy.  That should be easy because we have DB as our toyboy.  Squiggs is brilliant at waving a la The Queen Mother stylee.  Justa is our resident totty, with her gorjus 4" sexy boots, and figtwee is someone who will keep the party going into the small hours.  We can accommodate all members of the Freddie fanclub on this bus.

The problem remains though ... who is going to sit beside me in the Morgan and drive me all over the country?  Don't make me choose  hahahaha
Twee Surgeon

ok well fig can be your chauffeur and i'll drive the bus behind and follow you everywhere you go me as totty now thats funny, i will have squiggs next to me waving, freddie and rafe will want to be onboard im sure they will sing for us.  joyron dancing along to the singing, darlo serving all the drinks and i can teach him to drive the bus too. cosmo will love a drink and a ciggie im sure as well. the bus will need a fridge and cooker as well. all other ideas welcome



justafriend
justa, you forgot something ... we will need a toilet too.  Those luxury coaches have loos, so perhaps we should think more up-market buses? 

It would be in keeping with Freddie's image too.  Now he's a prospective candidate for the Tory party, he will need a bit of luxury.  Rafe and Freddie could provide the entertainment .. good call justa.  At least Freddie can sing, unlike some in the Freddie fanclub (who shall remain nameless lol).

I see you have conceded your position of Morgan driver to fig.  But she might prefer being on the bus, near Freddie.  This could lead to a row ..
Twee Surgeon
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Good luck figgers at attempting to sit next to Freddie, if Mary sees ya, ya'd better hide
Morning Squiggs! hows u kid?

Eerm forgot about Mary!well we could sandwich him!I don't mind sharing him with all the Fredsters! We is sisters innit? Don't know about DB though!I'll let him borrow the Fredsters murtle! I f we pass Bea on our journey to fredster's happy place, we  can give her the royal wave!hehe!
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