Looks a bit odd with the bra. Just sayin'. 

His odds have shortened in the last 15 mins

count me in!

Okay quick test<br> Hello</br>

Nope

Because I typed it wrong<br> Fail<br/>

Allow

I Hate The iPhone right now

Awww....and I'd just put Frankie hair on my iPhone, too!

 

What are you trying to do?

Frankie Fan #1- Ickle
Frankie Fan #2- Ditty
Frankie Fan #3- Ducky
Frankie Fan #4- Zaph
Frankie Fan #5- Lori
Frankie Fan #6- Rawky
Frankie Fan #7- Baz
Frankie Fan #8- Kaffy
Frankie Fan #9- Eileen
Frankie Fan #10- Xochi
Frankie Fan #11- Jen
Frankie Fan #12- Rosie
Frankie Fan #13- Jackson
Frankie Fan #14- Saz
Frankie Fan #15- Jensen
Frankie Fan #16- Kaffy
Frankie Fan #17- Hoochie
Frankie Fan #18- Rexi
Frankie Fan #19- Cosi
Frankie Fan #20- Erin
Frankie Fan #21- Zazz

I was trying to do a paragraph on the gaga app

daughter!!!

 

lack of ability to do a paragraph does not warrant a sad blue face! 

 

Not today, anyway. Not in THAT house!

That's right...   no sad faces round here...   

 

AJ is on the mend...   the cat is neutered....   and Ickle has just sat and exam is is feeling quite confident about how it went...  & the Frankie love is spreading

 

 

We've cracked open a bottle of wine to celebrate! 

 

*sidles up for a glass*

You'd best grab one quick Lori... 

 

the wine seems to go really really quickly with Ickle around 

she has yet to learn to sip... 

 

she glugs! 

 

 

 

*worries about Lori's reaction*

 

*realises she has the perfect disguise*

 

*adjusts wig*

I'm used to that--Mr. Lori is a "gulper, not a sipper". 

Ducky, if I considered myself classy, I might be offended.

When I drink wine..... I aim to be a gulper, that way the pain is over quicker. Unfortunately I find gulping makes me wanna throw up on the nearest person..... hence it's ladylike sips for me.

I'm having to gulp to try to ensure I get at least half of my bottle of wine 

I find a straw helps

 

*feels classy*

I have found putting the screw cap back on the bottle & being master of the when the screw cap comes off again is helping...  

 

You could just drink straight from the bottle and remind her you are now a potential herpes carrier.

*considers this strategy with Mr. Lori*

NO I AM NOT!!!!

 

I underwent extreme decontamination processes..   I still have the smoothest shinest lips ever!!!

 

 

I enjoyed that

 

Guaranteed to work Lori

<- my first one!

you mock my dice with death!!!

 

 

I will never again go and on impulse give MrD a big smacker on the lips...   

 

I am going to have to give him 20 questions first.. 

 

Question No. 1  -   Do you have a cold sore?

 

Question No 2: Will you go and pick Ickle up?

You may as well get something out of it

good thinking Batman!

 

*writes it down*

SOMEbody is sensitive! 

they laughed at me Lori...   

 

I was panicking...   I was scrubbing my lips, applying Clean & Clear Lotion, TCP, more scrubbing... 

 

the I applied Zovirax (cold sore anti viral cream)...    then Ducky said "nooooooooooo don't do that"

 

so then I was back to scrubbing.... & TCPing...     

 

 

and still they laughed!

 

 

They want me to be infected...    just like they are 

Can I just add for clarity...... she was using MrD's potentially INFECTED Zovirax!!!!

 

In our defense it was VERY funny Lori. Mad Cow doesn't even cover it!

*backs slowly away from the forum*

I am not!

 

You had me proper lol'ing.. i was getting funny looks!