jeebus she needs a fire extinguisher not just a fire alarm 

curry looks good

Giles or Victoria? 

she held it just which is good for her cos I'd have decked the blighter 

CorIn

Deserved I think

Oh we're disagreeing again.. I thought the food looked great... and I'm hungry. 

Maybe after my Markies lasagne I'd reconsider.

Lol... That's ok Kaffy ... It's good practice for BB

hahah... I still have that bin lid.

why would you half poach an egg???  Why not do it fresh 

Yep - liking the look of all of this

not bad at all 

He is doing well

N'arf

the lamb looked OK and the other two have polished it off 

Henrietta is a right miserable git whose being marking tactically low 

He was easily on a par with blondie

nothing much to the starter - just shop bought ham, bit of chopping and rolling and Bob's a very close relative 

Steaming scallops with salmon is a ludicrous idea.  Should be against the firing squad for that alone.

I wonder if they'll use Darren as the piñata 

it does seem weird  but she knows best - she lived in Spain don't you know

they've only opened the parcel and she's asking what they think of it - the silence should speak for itself 

tumbleweed