Yes, he loved his crown And he loves me reading him the commentaries BOL

we are a bunch of nutters but it is just for laughs - they are a great bunch on his FB account and I enjoy it much more than mine.

One of his friends George went to the vet lady today and she placed her finger somewhere unmentionable  he reckons he's going to grow teeth there to stop her doing it again - I fair pee'd my self reading it 

He has even been asking about FB accounts

  after you, Milo can be his friend and will even chat to him directly 

ROFL I loved the one that was off to the groomers today

they do make me laugh - my favourite of his friends is Rot John who loves digging and is mad on tractors.  He's 'flown' to South Africa and now we're being spammed with jungle dog pictures who he insists are his Anne Cestors

How rude to ask if someone is gay 

the main looks OK 

  those strawberry biscuits were a bit soggy

Don't like mussels

me neither 

he's menu sounds OK but not exactly dinner party food

he really is up himself - starter looked OK but nothing to write home about 

it's just a sausage or in Milo speak - snossidge 

Humous in the mash

I do that  or Philadelphia cheese whisked in

That smiley was for the snossidges

  AAAARRRRROOOOO

I didn't like the look of the pudding and I agree with the first host - he was too in your face - I'd have to mark him down for that

saltfish and ackee - nope don't like it - my Jamaican friend gave me some and I didn't like it 

the chicken sounds nice, dislike the starter and the pudding hummmm I guess you have to taste that to know if it's nice

yes 

Ashes by the bed

My Sox's are on my dressing table

it's a bit tasteless and very rubbery in texture unless it's been well seasoned which the saltfish kind of does hence why they are eaten together