I blew off appallingly in the doorway of Tescos. It eased the pain and cheered me up a little.
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I am officially a sad bastard
But we're the creme de la creme of SBs 
you really just want to be in our company don't you 
Guess my age 
That bloke is a prick.
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But we're the creme de la creme of SBs you really just want to be in our company don't you
Annnnnnnnnnnyyyywayyyyyyyyyy..............moving on!
I quite like oysters. I had them with apple, saurkraut and caviar once. That was nice.
How do you get avatar of poster with quote, btw?
liked the quip about the shells being from the 80s and mainly being used as ashtrays 
Is telling them he's lost his leg a way of garnering a sympathy vote???
Scott's fick
Is telling them he's lost his leg a way of garnering a sympathy vote???
Scott's fick
Hmmn...oysters risky as a starter,lots of folk don't like them.
WHat the hell is that!
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WHat the hell is that!
Furnace baked cow pat?
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How do you get avatar of poster with quote, btw?
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How do you get avatar of poster with quote, btw?
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OK vote.... who on the thread likes Gordon Ramsey?
Used to. I had a (verbal) fight with his father in law once.
His early cook books are really really excellent.
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who on the thread likes Gordon Ramsey?
Not that keen on Ramsay,a bit too over the top for me..Now Marco is another kettle of fish..
Ta, Pingu 
Ohhhh, and ta, Katty
..........annnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddd, Bazzo 
I've got a bit of a problem with raw pears - but the recipe is for baked ones you dingbat
Why is Scott being made to get into a dress?
Har har! he's got the dress on.
Oh I hate cheesecake and that effort makes me puke...
oh dear that starter was a bit deflated
I make a mean pear, blue cheese, walnut and rocket salad. Cheese and pears = win!
Oh Bateman..blue cheese makes me puke too.Sorry.
Annette - this stew is lovely great comment when he's gone to all the trouble of making a boeuf bourguingnon
great comment when he's gone to all the trouble of making a boeuf bourguingnon
Ouch! 0 for making him wear a dress