Given this programme  nowadays you never can tell!

well if you're gonna do it, it may as well be big 

true dat

True

She is very loud! 

N'arf  foods pants 

Yes..... starter and sweet are very boring... and as for the ham hocks.... not really dinner party food, is it....

He's drunk already

OOOooo get him - pate is so 80s and so passée   and David is well sozzled  

 That looks a bit yuk....

the bliddy size of that meal   looks very sloppy on the plate 

Yes.... and very watery

the pudding looks OKish but David keeps managing to miss his mouth 

Not sure a bit of sponge is going to soak up his booze

9

foie graz 

Licking his fingers and then putting it around the pastry

Is he going to cook that duck terrine any more

dunno

Ok pink fizz.... that will get him 1 point from me.....

they all liked the foie graz 

Don't like the look of the main.......

makes me laugh that some people just can't keep a conversation going while the host is serving up 

I'm all over the place with finding my smilies

 That's OK... you and I don't so...

is she eating off the other ladies plate? 

 I know what you mean.... I ended up waving yesterday , when I wanted a

I missed that....... which one... the mouthy one?

I don't hold out much hope for David's night

yes Claire  talk about human dustbin  but rude at a dinner party 

no  I bet he'll be too sozzled to complete a good meal

 Yes.... although he does seem to recover quickly

those that drink and lets face it, he seems a bit of an alchie - tend to recover very quickly  house looks OK from the small squizz we had of it

I sort of remember his starter.....

that technology stuff is out to get him

 Yes.... in both cases

Is jacket potatoes and baked bean his main

He does make me laugh  nice baked beans 

gotta laugh at his sophistication 

Yes, his house is nice.... not a bit like I thought it would be