and pokes himself in the eye with them

I like the colour of Kate's dress.

yuk he can keep his rissotto 

Kates smile at Jane getting the glamour award and her the cleaning.....rigor mortis like

That risotto looks gross

Black risotto is just wrong.

Simon saying what he thinks.

Simon going in where angels fear to tread

Simon is the type of bloke that calls a spade a spade 

the main looks OK 

 Loving Simon's 'tact' and lack of finesse 

He's making me laugh.

Of course Jane's banoffee pie is better than Matt's 

I reckon Kate has won..

I would imagine he's a laugh a minute 

Correct.

hahahah Jane third....she wasnt impressed

Kate is too ambitious so Im not thrilled she won

Simon couldn't give a monkeys that he didn't win 

I think he was a bit tiddly again.

Thanks for the company everyone.

Thanks for the company ladies

Bye everyone

Thanks for the chat, Guys. You've all given me a 

*opens can of lager and goes to prepare prawn cocktail for dinner* 

Just a bit Thanks for the company everyone..... have a good evening

 Come visit again San

Thanks 

Me neither Amythist

Afternoon

This one looks familiar.... at least I am sure I have seen one with road kill

Evening

Hi Baz

yes it looks familiar but again I can't remember who won

Hi Pengy and Amythist 

Evening Pengy

so far,aspirational,sneering rich,cross dresser and activist.....good mix

 Me neither.... we  really do concentrate , don't we

she hasnt scraped her carrots

Yes