I like Greek/Cypriot food.... but not the pudding...

Hi Baz nice to see you back

I do but I don't remember who won

that dog Bently is seriously cute but she goes overboard with him 

H there Amythist

hair in the food 

Looks like fireworks ahead....

Yep I remember it too....that blonde eccentric rang bells straight away

not a very impressive mezze 

I defo don't remember this lot.... and I'm sure I would

No.....   I was expecting more than that....

dog begging at the table 

escort!!!!!

He's a twit! Mind you, her voice is annoying me

I know 

she's very aware of the camera and hopes it's on her all the time 

look at the size of those mousakka's 

A big No

Rich oily food.....would need a lie down after that lot

Those portions would have finished me off

Her food is bonkers.....just like her

Yes.... and it's really annoying me

That starter looks

yuk!  that starter is awful 

I think I will give her starter and pud a miss..... the main could be alright.... depending what she's done to it....

Its like Alice in Wonderland

Sweet Jeebus I don't remember Lurch being the butler

If she has a nude painting of herself in her kitchen what the heck does she expect them to look at !!

nor me

I've seen lots of Swedish sandwich cakes and they don't look anything like that

Yes... and I would have made a quick exit...

that whole meal is probably one of the worst I've seen 

She's even managed to make a mess of the main.... that's not a tortilla...

Yep.... it certainly ranks up there with them

Advocado and chocolate

One of the lowest marks too

Dreadful food....but funny to see Salvo getting squiffy on the pudding

Yes...

I like crab mousse

much better meal but don't like blackpudding puree