You tell them, Sooz!

 Hi Soozy

ever since Velvet mentioned you when this programme started I've thought of you 

I just don't get why he was disappointed that she's a fish and chip shop owner 

Well she hasn't won

I think it was more that she led them to believe she mixed with the stars

Maybe he was hoping she was an agent and was going to sign him up.

thanks for the company ladies

Thanks for the company everyone..... enjoy your evening

Hi and bye all  ......................I usually watch but i'm doing other stuff too.

Edited to say - i am nothing like that lady and my house isn't decorated like that either

And ....................I only usually scatter my food with gold on Sundays.

Bye for now everyone, thanks for the company.

Afternoon

This one is vaguely familiar..... but very vaguely....

Turkey curry.....

  yes this one is vaguely familiar 

Hi Pengy Not a winning menu, I don't think

Hello diners

Hi Baz and Pengy.

Hi Amythist.

Hi there Yogi ad Amythist

home made popadoms and raita dip as well 

Why do people insist on phoning me when CDWM is on?

I could just go those poppadoms and dips

where's me manners  hello everyone who arrived after me 

 .... I just don't answer it

That teacher woman is very loud!

bhajis look enormous hope they arent raw in the middle

and onion bhaji yum yum yum 

I remember the young lad being a pain in the arse with everyone else's food and serving muck himself 

The main looked OK....

N'arf *grabs cotton wool for ears*

 But it was hubby and he knew I was at home, so I had to answer it.

Yes.... they did look quite large......

she probably gives her pupils a run for their money

better than on paper 

... Oh ok..... I guess that's an exception

Yes..... and that dessert would be right up my street......

Aww gawd.

Cheap leather suite.

Hoose looks like a nightmare on Wensleydale.

don't talk to me about phone calls - I had 10 successive phone calls from a call centre in India telling me they could get compensation for my accident   I've had to ask Virgin media for caller ID so I can choose to refuse 

Yes.... 

Hi Velvet.

I wish I had an apple tree in my garden.