I'm not that keen on Adam or the dark haired girl..... far too pushy...

LMAO *poor Milo* Hi Pengy

He's an idiot.  I hope he falls in the oven and cooks himself.

LOL... Hi Bateman He is a bit precious, isn't he.... and I don't think I would like chinese spice in my lasagne...

Not keen on any of these again except for Lexi from last night - she was quite nice 

He's not really doing a lot of cooking is he?

It's not that - I'm all for iconoclasm in cooking if it works but he's just crap.  "Italina seasoning"?  What the hell is that?  Shows he can read a label I suppose.  Lazy turd.

And pesto a "speciality"???????????!  Jesus, it's not exactly hard to make.

I hate him.

Surely that will curdle it??

love his house    don't like him 

Oh no Sam cried off....

Annie just told be he loathes the fat tosspot too.  She and her pals laugh their (skeletal) heads off in the afterlife.

LOL... poor Lexi

Is Sam the one with the buck teef 

I'd say something about those bears but I can't as I'm the same with penguins 

Yes....

People in your head..... there's a name for that

Isn't it cheating having Annie the ghostie helping him???  

that Antonia one is a snotty cah!   Can't wait to see what she produces 

 Well judged by his cooking, or non cooking, she's not helping him much...

He is a creepy mofo. 

the cheek - he was so critical of Lexi yesterday 

LOL... I knew that would curdle it

I wish Lexi could win, but I doubt she will.... and  what a trout pout the other girl has

all his teef out to have implants in    so they can look like these -------> 

Antonia's lips look ridiculous 

OMG.... I've never known them substitute someone...

I used to have an penguin as a kid.  He was called Penguin.  I now have an owl.  He's called Owly.

Just glad I don't own a cuddly male chicken.

Right... thanks for the company...better go make my dinner now See you tomorrow, if not before

see you all tomorrow 

Nearly time to dine

Hello diners 

Baz this is just too bad - you've not left any water on the table, there's no salt and pepper and how dare you forget the tooth picks  

Hello


I am poaching rhubarb.  No 'anded. 

mediocre   he's got a hell of a nerve after his effort yesterday 

there are things I could say but I won't 

 *sends out for toothpicks, water and salt... and then gets own back by asking guest how her phone is Hi Pengy...

 Hi Bateman

Evening diners.

I managed to get some numbers from my home phone and some from my pooter in the study but lots are gone forever 

That guy from last night is very critical, given his lack of cooking skills!

Oh I hate cheese cake of anykind.Mind, I'm not a pudding person at all.No sweet tooth.

Hi there Katty