Yes...... not exactly fine dining..

Something tells me she isn't going to win

the cat kissed the cake

It's a disaaaaaaaaster!

Oh blimey!  Brace yourselves! 

 I think Pengy had it right..... mutton

what ever does she look like - mutton doesn't even cover it 

Did she say she had kids???

  and nor does that outfit by the look of it

Nice starter....

mutton?  Yes cos apparently all their friends want to fornicate with her 

I think Paul likes mint chocolate

PMSL

Just a bit...

that isn't vegetarian parmesan cheese 

Pasha looks nice tonight    I like that starter 

I wonder if she will notice.... or ask?

I like the starter....

I like Pasha - shame her meal was a bit naff

Yes.....

She can't be comfortable in that top

great charm offensive Paul 

That outfit is doing nothing for her crinkly chest

how old is mutton?  I'd say well in her 50s 

LOL..... Pahsa

love it don't you feel like a cannibal eating pork you being a chauvinist pig 

I was just going to ask that meself, Pengy.  Yes, mid-50s at least. 

Difficult to say...... depends on which bit you look at

  Get in there!

oooo I could have scoffed that pudding no problem 

I like her kitchen...

I'd slap her botoxed face for having rabbits on the menu.

I'm not keen on aubergines but I do like them deep fried in wagamama's 

Her menu is quite nice....

it might explode what with all the collagen and botox she's had in it  I bet the only reason she wears make up is to keep it all together  

What the heck is one of those

The hands and the neck are usually give-aways to someone's age, apparently

it's an South Asian chain of restaurants - do you not have one near you?  Ooooo I have a meal there when I can as a treat cos it's lubberly 

neon pink lippy on her fat lips..disatrous looking! Meeoww...