Yes.... and while the main sounded like it might be nice, it looks 

*hands late note from the Apple shop *

My gaydar wasn't going off, why do they think he is gay?

probably because he's so groomed and botoxed but he isn't gay 

Is it Tango Man they think is gay, or the other guy? I'm confused now.

that looks very calorific and is sending even my teeth chattering and I love sweet things 

I thought they were on about Rick but they probably do mean Peter as well

Oh dear..... not very good marks...

I hope he isn't going to cook his veg two hours before serving, cos it will be very soggy

sorry scoffing my dinner here and have managed to get loads of it down me 

Quite like his menu.

Mr Yogi does that all the time. We have threatened to buy him a bib.

if it turns out OK 

I am absolutely not sitting here with a tea towel wrapped round me like a bib

 So does Mr B......

True.

Rick seems a bit of a gameplayer.

They could be twins, baz.

Not sure I like the look, or sound of that starter...... especially the idea of the frozen seafood....

that beef looks dry to me

Main looks ok...... especially as I like my beef well done

Was a bit overdone.

Is there anything Pete hasn't done?

 Seems not.....but cooking isn't one of his best...... neither is stand up comedy

think the fairy lady has a nerve laughing at his food when she served up a load of carp 

Yes... the words pot and kettle sprung to mind!!

that kitchen is very pink and camp 

 Afternoon

Blimey that's a v pink kitchen!

Maybe the girls were right about Rick.

Hi Super Isn't it just

Hi Supes.

 I was just thinking the same....

He looks familiar, is this a repeat?

Evening Supes

he's cheating with the preprepared food 

what a knob thinking he's introducing the others to a 'celebrity' because they wouldn't normally meet them 

If I remember rightly his surprise guest doesn't exactly impress

yes