I just spent a couple of minutes trying to work out who the tart was Yes, it looks OK.....

snap Avalon

Why is it standing on end????

As if I'd refer to any of the women as tarts

that's a very phallic looking chicken tornado 

Me too, Yogi.  I remember many years ago some friends asked me to house-sit for a couple of days but I had to refuse as I was too scared to stay in the house as it was a very old, creepy house with a cellar.  Daft, I know. 

Loo brush lady seems like she could be  pain....

I don't blame you.

yes I think she could be 

  what a stupid entertainment

Who is going to clear up that mess?

Milo's just back from having his stitches out 

Awww.... was he a brave boy?

ridiculous waste of food and silly idea 

23 year old is easily pleased

*tries to think of a delicate way to ask if everything has healed well*

I've just realised that is the music from Taxi

Is he feeling sorry for himself?

I was wondering where I'd heard it before.  Cheers, Baz

no I think he's happy because they were starting to itch him - two snips and they were out.  His downstairs is all OK and he's munching on a carrot as we speak 

 You're welcome

Great news Pengy

 Did he say what I thought he said...

I'm afraid he did.

missed it - what did you think he said?

Oh Lordy a mammy's boy 

this is a bit cheap and cheerful 

Missed it, Baz.  What did you think he said?  (Don't get banned, though! )

what?  What?  I missed it 

Very classy then.....

 Don't worry.... you'll know when he says it during the week...

Ooooo I like the Greek style spa place - could see me there even though it's from £120 per night

The name dropping couple's place looks a bit vulgar to me

 I like The Flintstones suite.

.... Yogi.... tell them what he said

don't want to wait that long - PM me

I went to Llandudno as a child and remember walking round the big and little Orme   there were also lots and lots of sheep 

Yes, come on Yogi - you know you want to!