Sheba reminds me of Jade and the verucca.........stupid misunderstanding

I wouldn't fancy eating one of those.

Hahaha - catheter

Sorry peeps - I haven't watched this all week, so I don't know who's who - but this lot are creasing me up !

So why if James has had a problem 'through the week' why has he decided to speak up now?

Yes.  And they usually start a sentence with 'I don't mean to be rude, nasty etc but ...' and then proceed to be just that.

Yes me too

Is Sheba also called Essie?

I was gonna say that Sheeba doesn't seem to like Charlotte but then who does Sheeba like? 

Essie is her proper name but she self styles herself as The Queen of Sheeba 

Im too.....shes howwid whatever her name is

Oh dear!

Yes. Her name is Essie but she calls herself the Queen of Sheeba.

I know it isn't in the spirit of the game but I would deliberately not score Sheeba any more than 2 or 3 

I like the way you think.

Neil is so uptight

His wife is much more relaxed.

innit though 

I do like the look of this hotel but is it only surface niceness 

Gordon and Sheila are really getting on my nerves.

Hit the nail on the head you have

I like the bed.

Is Gordon the Fagin look-a-like?

Gordon wants light inside the bed

I'd love to take a pair of hedge clippers to Gordon's beard 

Yep. He's a miserable old goat.

yeah - he's the nasty bearded fart 

and neck

There's a bit too much going on, decor-wise, in the four-poster room for my liking

Go for it, Pengy.

that's a very reasonable rate for that room 

*dashes in* Hi all Haven't seen CDWM yet.... so not going to read back

A wild guess tells me that he's not the most popular host this week

Hi Baz. Give us a twirl and let us see your new hairdo.

I agree the four poster room is overly fussy but I quite like the other two rooms.

Gordon being his miserable self trying to find something to fault. 

*twirls*

I love the guy to bits 

You got it in one.

Nice building horrible reception area

rooms are all of a jumble.....with different styles

Only just switched on, but these rooms look nice

Hi, Baz

Was that a typo, did you mean, "in bits"?