Afternoon Diners and Bedders........ could be an interesting hour..... or then again

prevening

Hi Baz.

Hi Pengy and Yogi It sounds as if tonight's B & B .. the one with mouse droppings, is Granny's

Hi Pengy.

Now remember you two, we are marking him on the meal.... not his dislike of dogs

Oh no.

He's on a minus score for not being a dog lover.

I like elderflower cordial.

Well I am sure the announcer said something about tonight's host having his own vineyard.... and I think that was Granny's... wasn't it?  Perhaps we should cross everything that I heard it wrong

 Thought he might be

  oh noes!

Hummmmmm not sure about this meal as I certainly don't like this man 

Not sure mackerel fishcakes would woo me

Crosses everything.

It is in a rural setting, so a wee field mouse might have crept in.

mackerel again 

I don't mind fishcakes but they aren't the most impressive starter.

I like the sound of his main

Me too.

Old fashioned Canadian mountie

Very dapper in red

Hello ladies

I really can't wait to see what Sheba produces and I hope they rip her to pieces the moaning old moo 

Eros.

Claire needs to stop guessing.

Queen Sheba's mispronunciations are REALLy getting on my nerves....  

Hi Renton.

Me too........ cos  she (and the other girl who hasn't hosted) are driving me nuts!

I'm with her - forced entertainment is the seventh circle of hell 

Blimey them there ladies are hard to please !!

Hey there Renton

*lines up with Pengy*

 hello

Everything about her is annoying me.

Aren't we all

*joins Baz and Pengy*

Afternoon diners

Darn it .... you quoted me before I had time to edit my deliberate grammatical mistake

Hi there Super 

Hi Supes.

Ambassador - take a seat - assimilation will take place at 17.55 but in the meantime enjoy the show