Shes the mousey frump who turns into a ho in the bedroom
lock up your husbands
Originally Posted by Pengy:
there's a reason she put a cucumber down some lacy stockings isn't there? 
What, where, when?!! I missed that.
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Shes the mousey frump who turns into a ho in the bedroom
lock up your husbands
Spot on with the description.
Scott looks like a bishop 
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
there's a reason she put a cucumber down some lacy stockings isn't there?
What, where, when?!! I missed that.
I think we are going to find out later...... worse luck
Oh good.
Its like some ghastly suburban key party
Good afternoon
Originally Posted by Avalon:
Good afternoon
Originally Posted by Avalon:
Good afternoon
Hi Avalon.
Originally Posted by Avalon:
Good afternoon
have you got your late slip? 
Fell into nettles, wearing a Borat mankini.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Fell into nettles, wearing a Borat mankini.
Slinky Parisian debutante
Or
Debs
. . . council estate, Aldi bargain bucket, buy one get one free, crisp packet blowing across ASDA car park Debs
Ahhh she thinks he was asking for seconds
Originally Posted by Avalon:
Good afternoon
hi Avalon
dont think much of the food or her either
Originally Posted by Renton:
Slinky Parisian debutante
Or
Debs
. . . council estate, Aldi bargain bucket, buy one get one free, crisp packet blowing across ASDA car park Debs
Its an Anne Summers party
give me strength
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Avalon:
Good afternoon
have you got your late slip?
I brought the wrong one. The one I have is requesting that I be excused PE
Originally Posted by Baz:
Martin is being quiet cos his night is to come
Tactics.
DEBS the "to be" embarrassing Aunty chatting up spotty teenagers at a family "doo"
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Fell into nettles, wearing a Borat mankini.
That made me chuckle
Oh dear Im cringing
John's confession was a bit of an odd one.
Originally Posted by Avalon:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Avalon:
Good afternoon
have you got your late slip?
I brought the wrong one. The one I have is requesting that I be excused PE
I'll let you off but you know that Baz woman will put you in detention
Its a bit like the Office
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
John's confession was a bit of an odd one.
bit of a Nasty Nick weird moment there
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
John's confession was a bit of an odd one.
he's odd - an attention seeker if you ask me
Crikey!
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Avalon:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Avalon:
Good afternoon
have you got your late slip?
I brought the wrong one. The one I have is requesting that I be excused PE
I'll let you off but you know that Baz woman will put you in detention